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（墨西哥 伊斯坦蔻）
尼克 这是个悲剧 但这不是我们来这里的原因 Nick, this was a tragedy but it's not why we're here.
什么 我们现在在和天气作斗争吗 What, are we fighting the weather now?
当地人说飓风有一张脸 The locals say the cyclone had a face.
嗯 人们在压力下看到的东西 Well, people see things when they're under stress.
可以 这并不意味着这是另一个大世界的开始… Okay? That does not mean that this is the start to some other, big world...
你是谁 Who are you?
你不想要任何一部分 You don't want any part of this.
谨以此纪念
不见了 但没有忘记 Gone, but not forgotten.
感谢林肯思和维也纳哈马基 Thanks to Keneth Lim and Vienna Hammarky
为了他们对这段感人的视频致敬的帮助 for their help with that touching video tribute.
今年是… This year has been nothing short of...
（布莱普）疯了 简直是疯了 (Bleep)'s crazy. It's like insane.
-杰森 -什么 -Jason! -What?
不要骂人 No swearing.
不 这是一所学校 我们很好 Nah, it's a scholastic school. We're good.
……有历史意义的 ... historic.
五年前 宇宙中一半的生命 Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe,
包括我们自己的市中心高中 都被从生活中抹去了 including our own Midtown High, was wiped from existence.
但是 八个月前 一群勇敢的英雄带我们回来了 But then, eight months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back.
他们称之为 闪电 They called it "The Blip".
我们中那些匆匆离去的人回到了同一个时代 Those of us who blipped away came back the same age.
但是我们的同学们没有一闪而过 已经长大五岁了 But our classmates that didn't blip, had grown five years older.
是啊 像我弟弟 他现在比我大 Yeah, like my little brother? He's now older than me.
是的 这是数学 Yeah, it's math.
即使我们已经飞走了一半 And even though we had blipped away halfway through
学年已经上了期中考试 the school year and had already taken midterms,
学校让我们从头开始一整年的学习 the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning.
这完全不公平 这是不对的 It's totally unfair. It's not right.
老虎 这是一条漫长的 戏剧性的 有点混乱的道路 Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road.
随着今年接近尾声 是时候继续前进了 As we draw this year to a close, it's time to move on.
我们生活的新阶段 To a new phase of our lives.
希望别再出什么幺蛾子 为复仇者联盟貌似已经散伙了吧 And pray nothing crazy happens again, 'coz are the Avengers, even like, a thing anymore?
有人有计划吗 Does anyone even have a plan?
我有个计划 可以 I have a plan. Okay...
首先 我要坐在MJ旁边 First, I'm gonna sit next to MJ on the flight.
嗯 Mm-hmm.
其次 我要买一个双耳机适配器 Second, I'm gonna buy a dual headphone adapter
和她一起看电影 and watch movies with her the whole time.
-好的 -三… -Okay. -Three...
当我们去威尼斯的时候 威尼斯以用玻璃做东西而闻名 对吧 When we go to Venice, Venice is super-famous for making stuff out of glass, right?
-是的 -所以 我要买她 -True. -So, I'm gonna buy her
一条黑色大丽花项链 因为她最喜欢的花是黑色大丽花 a Black Dahlia necklace because her favorite flower is the Black Dahlia,
-因为 嗯…-谋杀案 -because of, well... -The murder.
谋杀案 四… The murder. Four...
当我们去巴黎的时候 我要带她到埃菲尔铁塔的顶端 When we go to Paris, I'm gonna take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower,
把项链给她 然后 五… give her the necklace, and then, five...
我要告诉她我的感受 I'm gonna tell her how I feel.
然后6 希望她告诉我 她也有同样的感觉 And then six, hopefully she tells me, she feels the same way.
-别忘了第七步 -第七步… -Don't forget step seven. -Step seven...
不要这样做 Don't do any of that.
为什么 Why?
因为我们要成为欧洲的单身汉 彼得 Because we're gonna be bachelors in Europe, Peter.
-内德…-听着 我可能不太了解 -Ned... -Look, I may not know much,
但我知道… but I do know this...
欧洲人爱美国人 Europeans love Americans.
真的 Really?
其中一半以上是女性 And more than half of them are women!
可以 当然 但是…… Okay. Sure, but...
我真的很喜欢MJ 伙计 可以 I really like MJ, man. Okay?
她太棒了 她在某种程度上非常有趣 She's awesome, she's super-funny in a kind of dork way
有时我看到她看着我 我觉得我站得很晚… and sometimes I catch her looking at me, and I feel like I stood up late...
伙计 她现在来了 什么都别说 Dude she's coming now. Just don't say anything.
怎么了 笨蛋 What up, dorks?
对科学之旅感到兴奋吗 Excited about the science trip?
嘿 呃 是的 我们只是在谈论这次旅行 Hey, uh, yeah. We're just talking about the trip.
-是的 还有彼得的计划 -你有计划吗 -Yeah. And Peter's plan. -You have a plan?
我没有计划 I don't have a plan.
不 我们去其他国家旅行的时候 他只会收集小汤匙 No, he's just gonna collect tiny spoons while we're travelling to other countries.
像 像祖母 Like, like a grandmother?
我不收集小汤匙 他在收集小汤匙 I'm not collecting tiny spoons. He's collecting tiny spoons.
哦 好吧 好吧… Oh. Okay, well...
那真是个过山车 That was a real roller coaster.
顺便说一下 旅行小费… By the way, travel tip...
你应该在手机上下载一个VPN You should probably download a VPN on your phone just
这样政府就不会在我们出国的时候跟踪你了 so that the government can't track you while we're abroad.
聪明 会的 Smart. Will do.
伙计 我觉得那太棒了 Dude, I think that went really great.
当我飞回我的公寓时 When, when I blipped back to my apartment, the
住在那里的一家人很困惑 family that was living there was very confused.
妻子以为我是情妇 The wife thought that I was a mistress,
奶奶以为我是鬼…是… Grandma thought that I was a ghost... It was...
真是一团糟 It was really a mess.
感谢大家出来支持那些被闪电所取代的人 Thank you all for coming out to support those who have been displaced by the blip.
当然 多亏了我们自己 蜘蛛侠 And of course, thanks to our very own, Spider-Man!
谢谢你 帕克女士请我来 Thank you, Ms. Parker for having me.
谢谢你们邀请我 And, thank you, you guys for having me.
好吧 谢谢你 蜘蛛侠 Well, thank you, Spider-Man.
他马上回来拍照片和录像 谢谢您 He'll be right back out to take photos and videos. Thank you.
-太棒了 -太棒了 -That was amazing. -That was great!
那太酷了 我很紧张 That was so cool. I was so nervous.
另外 我有点僵硬 我觉得我不在口袋里… Plus I was a little stiff. I felt like I wasn't in the pocket...
不 我觉得你做得很好 No, I thought you did great.
是的 我真的觉得你有点僵硬 Yeah, well, I actually did think you were a little stiff.
-我也感觉到了 我也感觉到了 -很好 很好 很好 -I felt that, too. I felt that, too. -It's fine, it's fine, it's fine.
可以 Okay...
-你拿到护照了吗 -是的 -Did you get your passport? -Yeah.
-很多牙膏 -是的 -Many toothpaste? -Yeah.
嘿 抱歉我迟到了 Hey, sorry I'm late.
哈皮 嘿 Happy! Hey.
-哦 你看起来很可爱 -谢谢 你也是 -Oh, you look lovely. -Thanks, you too.
谢谢您 新衣服 Thank you. New dress?
嗯 是的 是的 它是 Uh, yeah, yes. It is.
-那是新胡子 -是我的…我的小胡子 -That's a new beard. -It's my... my blip beard.
因为我长大了…在瞬间…小胡子 'Cause I grew it... in the blip... blip beard.
我懂了 I see.
总之 我迟到的原因是 Anyway, so, the reason I'm late is because this was
放错地方了 你能相信吗 因为它是巨大的 misplaced at the office, can you believe it? Because it's enormous?
我是说 不是数量 尺寸 数量也不错 I mean, not the amount. The size. The amount is nice, too.
他们出手很大方的说 The very generous Pepper Potts, said,
-谢谢 -她很抱歉不能来 -Thank you. -she's sorry she couldn't be here.
我得去给素食千层面换固体酒精了 I think I'm gonna go change the sterno under the vegan lasagna.
蜘蛛侠 去握手 Spider-Man, go shake hands.
会的 Will do.
刚刚发生了什么 What just happened?
抬头… Heads up...
-尼克·弗瑞在给你打电话 -尼克·弗瑞会打电话给我吗 -Nick Fury's calling you. -Nick Fury's gonna call me?
-是的 -为什么 -Yeah. -Why?
为什么 因为他要找你干些英雄的工作 你是个超级英雄 Why? Because he probably, have some... hero stuff for you to do. You're a superhero.
他管超级英雄 He calls superheroes.
嗯 我的意思是 如果真的那么重要 他可能会给别人打电话 不是我 Well, I mean if it was really that important, he'd probably call someone else. Not me.
显然不是 Apparently not.
没有来电显示 是他 No caller ID. That's him.
我真的不想和尼克·弗瑞说话 I don't really wanna talk to Nick Fury.
-接电话 -为什么 -Answer the phone. -Why?
因为如果你不跟他说话 我就得跟他说话 我不想和他说话 Because if you don't talk to him, then I have to talk. I don't wanna talk to him.
-你为什么不想和他谈谈 -因为我害怕 接电话就行了 -Why don't you wanna talk to him? -Because I'm scared. Just answer the phone.
你把尼克·弗瑞发到语音信箱了 You sent Nick Fury to voicemail?
是啊 Yeah.
-你不会把Nick Fury发到语音信箱 -你听到了吗 他们在给我打电话 -You don't send Nick Fury to voicemail. -Did you hear that? They're calling me.
我得走了 我得走了 I gotta go. I gotta go.
-你得和他谈谈 -我给他打电话 -You gotta talk to him. -I'm gonna call him.
我向你保证 我会给他打电话的 我会的 I promise you, I'm gonna call him. I will.
你不会让尼克弗瑞 You do not ghost Nick Fury.
我向你保证 我会打电话给他… I promise you, I'll call him...
……在我旅行之后 嘿 ... after my trip. Hey!
是啊 不 不 他没拉黑你 Yeah? No, no. He's not ghosting you.
好的 好的 一次一个问题 Okay, okay, one question at a time.
你现在是复仇者头目吗 Are you the head Avenger now?
不 我没有 No, I'm not.
如果外星人回来了 你打算怎么办 If the aliens come back, what are you gonna do?
有人对邻居有什么疑问吗 Does anyone have any neighborhood question?
肖恩·温福德 女王论坛报 Shawn Winford, Queens Tribune.
继承托尼·史塔克的衣钵是什么感觉 这个位置被寄予厚望 What is it like to take over from Tony Stark? Those are some big shoes to fill.
我 呃… I'm, uh...
我要走了 非常感谢大家的光临 I'm gonna go. Thanks so much everyone, for coming.
可以 Okay...
饿了吗 Hungry?
很抱歉 So sorry.
我以为你能感觉到 用你的 I thought that you could sense that, with your
彼得·丁格尔 Peter-tingle.
拜托 别叫我彼得·丁格尔 Please, do not start calling it my Peter-tingle.
怎么了 你能躲过子弹 但不能躲过香蕉 So what's up? You can dodge bullets but not bananas?
不 我真的需要这个假期 我需要休息一下 No, I just really need this vacation. I need a break.
这是你应得的 You deserve it.
你知道吗 You know what?
我突然脑袋一激灵 以防万一 You should pack your suit, just in case.
我有点刺痛 I have a tingle about it.
请不要说叮当声 阿美 Please stop saying tingle, May?
不 不 我不带 No, no. I'm not.
是啊 Yeah!
你要第一班吗 只是说我也可以 Do you want the first shift? Just saying that I could take either.
给我第三班 Give me the third shift.
我不能独自陪伴孩子 I can't chaperone thses kids alone.
嘿 帕克 这叫飞机 Yo, Parker, this is called an airplane.
就像你以前坐过的公共汽车 只不过它在贫穷的社区上空飞驰 It's like the buses you're used to, except it flies over the poor neighborhoods
-而不是开车穿过他们 -夫人 -instead of driving through them. -Ma'am?
他玩得很开心 所以技术上说他是16岁 而不是21岁 He blipped, so technically he's 16, not 21.
我要那个 I'll take that.
她在撒谎 我甚至不认识这个女孩 She's lying. I don't even know this girl.
经典MJ 对吧 Classic MJ, right?
你知道布拉德要来吗 Did you know Brad was coming?
它是…真奇怪 It's... so weird.
比如 有一天 他就是那个一直哭着流鼻血的孩子 Like, one day, he's that little kid who cried and got nosebleeds all the time,
突然 我们飞回来 他完全被撕破了 非常好 and suddenly, we blip back and he's totally ripped and super nice,
-所有这些女孩都在追他 -不是所有的女孩都在追他 -and all these girls are after him? -Not all the girls are after him.
没有人 他们都在追他 No man. They're all after him.
总之 更重要的是… Anyway, on a more important thing...
这是9小时的航班 我们可以一直玩杀兽游戏 It's a 9-hour flight. We can play Beast Slayers the whole time.
我需要你的帮助坐在MJ旁边 I need your help to sit next to MJ.
-真的吗 -是的 真的 -Seriously? -Yes, seriously!
你的计划呢 欧洲的美国单身汉 What about your plan? American bachelors in Europe?
这是你的计划 这是一个单独的计划 来吧 这是我的计划 That's your plan. That's a solo plan. Come on, this is my plan.
拜托 Please.
嘿 伙计们 呃… Hey, guys, uh...
有位老太太坐在我们面前 喷了很多香水 而且…… There's an old lady sitting in front of us, wearing a crazy amount of perfume, and...
这有点让彼得过敏 it's kind of setting off Peter's allergies.
你知道 贝蒂 如果你能和他换个座位 那就是… You know, Betty, if you could just switch seats with him, that would be...
他对香水过敏 He's allergic to perfume?
是的 是的 因为 嗯…它使他的眼睛湿润… Yeah, yeah, 'cause, umm... it makes his eyes water...
-他只能看到——对不起 彼得对香水过敏 -and he can only see--- -Excuse me, Peter has a perfume allergy?
-哦 呃…-好吧 我从经验中告诉你 -Oh, uhh... -Well I'll tell you from experience,
香水过敏不是玩笑 我已经感觉到荨麻疹发作了 perfume allergies are no joke. I can feel hives breaking out already.
MJ 站起来 内德 抓住MJ的位置 MJ, stand up. Ned, take MJ's spot.
MJ 你占了我的位置 MJ, you take my spot.
彼得 跟我来 我们把你弄出去 Peter, come with me. Let's get you out of there.
扎克和塞巴斯蒂安 你坐在内德和彼得的座位上 Zach and Sebastian, you take Ned and Peter's seats.
内德 谢谢你提醒我 Ned, thanks for bringing this to my attention.
你的安全是我的责任 还有戴尔先生 但他… Your safety is my responsibilty. And Mr. Dell's, but he's...
我现在知道了 我们走吧 彼得 走吧 I got it for now. Let's go, Peter. Let's go!
是的 Yep...
我的膀胱比较小 我坐靠走道 I have a small bladder, so I took the aisle.
所以… So...
-你想玩杀兽游戏吗 -没有 -Do you wanna play Beast Slayer? -Nope.
你玩过电脑游戏吗 Have you, have you ever played any kind of PC game...
不 Nope.
我有没有告诉你我妻子是怎么假装出来的 Did I tell you how my wife pretended to blip out?
结果 她和一个登山队的人私奔了 Turns out, she ran off with a guy in her hiking group.
我们为她和一切举行了假葬礼 We had a fake funeral for her and everything.
嗯 葬礼是真的 Well, the funeral was real.
因为我以为她真的死了 你想看录像吗 Because I thought she was really dead. Do you wanna see the video?
哦 如果你想看电影 我有一个双耳机适配器 Oh, I got a dual headphone adapter if you wanna watch a movie.
只有在令人沮丧的时候 或者很搞笑 Only if it's depressing. Or hilarious.
哦 你有一个双耳机适配器 我们可以一起看 Oh, you have a dual headphone adapter. We can watch together.
下午好 女士们先生们 我是你的机长 Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen. This is your captain speaking.
我们今天的班机时间是八小时四十九分钟到意大利威尼斯 Our flight time today will be eight hours and forty-nine minutes to Venice, Italy.
嘿 伙计 Hey, man.
你在飞机上看到布拉德和乔丹了吗 他们一直在看电影和笑 Did you see Brad and MJ on the plane? They were watching movies and laughing the entire time.
伙计 别担心 好吗 我相信那没什么 Dude, don't worry, okay? I'm sure that's nothing.
嘿 宝贝 请帮我拿着这个好吗 Hey, Babe. Can you hold this for me, please?
-是的 当然 -谢谢 -Yeah, of course. -Thanks.
那是什么 What was that?
好吧 实际上我们要在飞机上谈 结果… Well, we actually got to talking on the plane, and it turns out...
我们有很多共同点 所以 呃 我们现在是男朋友女朋友了 We have a lot in common. So, uh, we're boyfriend-girlfriend now.
在欧洲当一名美国学士到底发生了什么 Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe?
彼得 Peter...
这是一个男孩的话 那个男孩 遇到了一个女人 Those were the words of a boy. That boy, met a woman.
一个非常强大的女人 现在… A very strong and powerful woman. And now...
-那个男孩是个男人 -宝贝 -That boy's a man. -Babe?
来了 宝贝 Coming, Babe.
里面什么都没有 我发誓 There's nothing in there. I swear.
这个 不 This, no.
对不起的 Sorry.
-我在这里 -等等 等等 等等… -I'm here. -Wait, wait, wait...
-彼得来了 -谢天谢地 -Peter's here. -Thank goodness.
看来我们到了 Looks like we're here.
对这个地方做些翻新 正在升级 Doing some renovations to the place. Getting some upgrades.
-那一定是门房 -好的 -That must be the concierge. -Okay.
各位 我们到了 Everyone, here we are.
-哇 -哇哦 -Whoa! -Whoa.
-告诉我我们不会呆在这里 -哇 -Tell me we're not staying here. -Wow!
-这个地方正在下沉 -我觉得你的意思是 迷人 -This place is sinking. -I think you mean 'charming'.
好吧 各位 Okay, everybody.
把你的包放下 我们三点在达芬奇博物馆见面 走吧 Drop your bags off, we're gonna meet at the Da Vinci museum at three. Let's go!
-瓦蒙斯 -是安迪亚莫 -Vamonos! -It's andiamo.
安蒂亚莫 Andiamo!
在罗马的时候 我们和罗马人一样 我们在威尼斯 袜子湿了 When in Rome, we do as the Romans do. We here in Venice, the socks get wet.
怎么了 快闪族 你们好吗 我在圣马可波罗… What's up, Flash mob? How are you guys doing? I'm here in Saint Marco Polo...
这太有趣了 This is so much fun!
三 二 一 Three, two, one.
-说 披萨 -披萨 -Say "pizza"! -Pizza!
-布隆吉诺 -布隆吉诺 -Buongiorno. -Buongiorno.
你好 休斯敦大学 Hi. Uh...
我在找一个… I'm looking for a, uh...
菲奥雷内罗 Fiore nero.
它是完美的 It's perfect.
噢 Boh!
-什么 -工作区 -What? -Boh.
这是世界上最完美的词 意大利人创造了它 我刚刚发现 It's the most perfect word in the world. Italians created it, and I just discovered it.
这是什么意思 What does it mean?
就是这样 它可能意味着一百万件事 That's the thing, it can mean a million things.
它可能意味着 我不知道 离开我的 It can mean "I don't know", "get out of my
我不知道 快离开我的脸 face", "I don't know and get out of my face."
这是意大利创造的最好的东西 除了浓缩咖啡 It's the best thing Italy ever created. Except for maybe espresso.
-哦 你一直在喝浓缩咖啡 -嗯 -Oh, so you've been drinking espresso. -Mmm.
德语 美国人 German? American?
工作区 Boh.
哇哦 Whoa.
玻尔是我的新超级大国 Boh is my new superpower.
就像反阿罗哈 我生来就是为了说这个词 It's like the anti aloha. I was born to say this word.
包里有什么 So what's in the bag?
哦 休斯敦大学 Oh. Uh...
工作区 Boh.
很好 Nice.
哇哦 酷 Whoa. Cool.
那是什么 What was that?
贝蒂 你没事吧 Betty! Are you okay?
快点 Come on!
-那是什么 -我不知道 -What is that? -I don't know!
-你打算怎么办 -我把西装忘在旅馆房间里了 -What are you gonna do? -I left my suit in the hotel room.
-为什么 -因为我在度假 内德 -Why? -Because I'm on vacation, Ned.
每个人都会看到我的脸 把他们弄出去 Everyone's gonna see my face. Just get them out of here.
走 Go!
离开这里 走 Get outta here. Go!
哦 天哪 Oh, my God!
哦 不 你没有 Oh, no, you don't.
你没事吧 离开这里 走 Are you okay? Get out of here. Go!
对不起 先生 我可以帮忙 让我帮忙 Excuse me, sir! I can help, let me help.
我真的很强壮而且很粘 I'm really strong and I'm sticky.
我需要你把它引离运河 I need you to lead it away from the canal.
达芬奇博物馆 这就是我们来威尼斯的原因 The Da Vinci museum. This is why we're here in Venice.
就是这样 This is it.
它关闭了 呵呵 It's closed. Huh.
什么意思 关门了 直到什么时候 What do you mean it's closed? 'Till when?
11月 November.
-你没查过网站吗 -哦 这是个好主意 -You didn't check the website? -Oh, that's a good idea.
哦 来吧 Oh, come on.
保持低调 孩子们 我们在这里会安全的 Stay low, kids. We'll be safe here.
那家伙是谁 Who is that guy?
我不知道 但他在踢那水 I don't know. But he's kicking that water's ass.
是外星人 必须如此 It's aliens. It has to be.
Buzzfeed说有个叫Morris Bench的水手暴露在 BuzzFeed says there's a sailor named Morris Bench who was exposed
一台水下实验发电机并获得水力发电 to an experimental underwater generator and got hydro powers
是的 你绝对应该相信你在网上看到的一切 Yeah, you should definitely believe everything you read on the internet.
-蜘蛛侠可以带走他 -你觉得是什么 -Spider-Man can take him. -What do you think it is?
你知道 作为一个科学人… You know, being a man of science...
女巫 Witches.
不 不 不 不 我们想留下来 我们想留下来 No, no, no, no. We wanna stay. We wanna stay.
我帮你收拾好衣服是件好事 哈 我不敢相信你忘了 It's a good thing that I packed your suit, huh. I can't believe you forgot it.
是啊 Yeah.
你和谁在一起 那位先生很奇怪吗 So, who was that guy that you were with? Was that Mister Strange?
奇怪的医生 梅 奇怪的医生 Doctor Strange, May. Doctor Strange.
还有 嗯……不 我不知道是谁 他是个新人 And, umm.. No. I don't know who that was. He was a new guy.
-我想帮他 但是…-嘿 哈皮 不 那是我的午餐 -I was trying to help him, but... -Hey, Happy. No. That's my lunch.
-别吃那个 -很开心吗 -Don't eat that one. -Happy's there?
是啊 很开心 Yeah. It's Happy.
他在这儿 他来做义工 He's here. He came by to volunteer.
他在办公室里闲逛 他想打个招呼 And, he's hanging around the office. And he wants to say hi.
不 我不…你好 彼得 No, I don't... Hi, Peter.
嘿 哈皮 Hey, Happy.
我很抱歉 我在这里工作很努力 我要做一个传单 I'm sorry. I'm working real hard here. I gotta do a leaflet frop.
-你在做什么…-我很高兴你玩得愉快 -What are you even doing... -I'm glad you're having a good time.
别担心 我真的在照顾你姑妈 Don't worry. I'm really taking care of your aunt.
那么 呃 计划进展如何 So, uhh, how's the plan going?
有 当然 有些挫折 There's... some setbacks, for sure.
别想了 只要相信你的直觉 你就没事了 Don't ever think it. Just trust your instincts and you'll be fine.
我知道 爱你 再见 I know. Love you. Bye.
那家伙是谁 Who is that guy?
他就像钢铁侠和托尔一样 He's like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one.
-他没事 他不是蜘蛛侠 -你和蜘蛛侠是怎么回事 -He's all right. He's no Spider-Man. -What is it with you and Spider-Man?
什么 他太棒了 好吗 他保护社区 而且 你知道 What? He's just awesome, okay? He protects the neighborhood, and, you know,
他很鼓舞人心 他激励我成为一个更好的人 he's inspiring. He inspires me to be a better man.
嘘 迪克瓦德 我以为你淹死了 'Sup, dickwad? I thought you drowned.
听起来像是他的名字很神秘 Sounds like his name's Mysterio.
罗莫·德尔·米斯特里奥是意大利神秘人物 Luomo del misterio is Italian for man of mystery.
他们实际上不知道他是谁 They don't actually know who he is.
神秘客 Mysterio.
-酷的名字 -酷的名字 -Cool name. -Cool name.
-宝贝 -宝贝 -Babe! -Babe!
-那么 你到底看到了多少 -不多…我在跑步 -So, how much did you actually see? -Not much... I was running.
正确的 我也是 我也在跑步 Right. Me too. I was also running.
离开 Away.
所以 明天巴黎 So, Paris tomorrow.
去埃菲尔铁塔 应该很棒 Go to the Eiffel tower. Should be great.
我读到它是秘密建造的一个精神控制天线 以创建一支疯狂的军队 I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna to create an army of the insane.
这就是为什么它是我整个旅行中最喜欢的目的地 Which is why it's my favorite destination on the whole trip.
你要怎么处理这个水怪 What are you gonna do about the water monster?
没有什么 它死了 Nothing. It's dead.
再说了 那个神秘客都能搞定 看… And besides, that Mysterio guy's all over it. Look...
我只想花点时间和MJ在一起 一边谈论巴黎和… I just wanna spend some time with MJ, while talking about Paris and...
-确保她真的喜欢我 -很好 -make sure that she really likes me. -That's nice.
它让我想起了贝蒂和我第一次坠入爱河的时候 It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love.
我刚吃完水果馅饼 对吧… I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right...
蜘蛛侠 你是个很难联系的人 You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man.
你是尼克·弗瑞 You're Nick Fury.
你刚刚射杀了内德 You just shot Ned.
只是一种温和的镇静剂 他会没事的 It's just a mild tranquilizer. He'll be all right.
很高兴终于见到你 So good to finally meet you.
我在葬礼上见过你 但我认为那不是交换号码的好时机 I saw you at the funeral, but I didn't think that was a good time to exchange numbers.
不 那真的不合适 No, that would have been really inappropriate.
我刚才就是这么说的 That's what I just said.
重要的是 你在这里 The important thing is, you're here.
我想把你带到这里来 你避开了我 现在 你来了 I tried to bring you here. You avoided me, and now, you're here.
真是巧合 What a coincidence.
等待 这是巧合吗 Wait. Was this a coincidence?
我以前什么都知道 I used to know everything.
五年后我回来了 现在我什么都不知道了 Then I come back five years later and now, I know nothing.
没有英特尔 没有团队 No intel, no team,
一个高中生在躲避我的电话 and a high school kid, is dodging my calls.
这就是我所知道的…… Here's what I do know...
一周前 墨西哥的一个村庄被飓风摧毁 A week ago, a village in Mexico was wiped out by a cyclone.
目击者说飓风有一张脸 Witnesses say that cyclone had a face.
三天后… Three days later...
摩洛哥的类似事件 一个村庄… A similar event in Morocco. A village was...
就这么做 看看今天的创伤事件后是否有人需要心理咨询 Just making the rounds. See if anyone needs any emotional counseling after today's traumatic event.
不 我们……我们没事 我们很好 谢谢 No. We're... we're okay. We're fine, thank you.
太好了 因为我没有资格 实际上… Great. 'Cause I'm not qualified, to actually...
哦 他昏过去了 不管怎样 我真的没有资格去做 所以… Oh, he's passed out. I'm not really qualified to do it anyway, so...
晚安 Good night.
那是我的老师 很抱歉 你是说 That was my teacher. Sorry about that. You were saying?
一个村庄被另一个威胁世界的东西摧毁了… A village was destroyed by what may well be another world threatening...
宝贝 你还醒着吗 你不接我的短信 Babe, you still awake? You're not answering any of my texts.
嗯 他睡着了 贝蒂 Um... he's asleep, Betty.
-哦 这么早 -嗯 嗯 是啊 -Oh. Already? -Hm-mmm. Yeah.
-好的 -这就是为什么它是必要的… -Okay. -That's why it's imperative...
孩子们 今天的运河里充满了危险的细菌… Boys! That canal water today was filled with dangerous bacteria...
另一个人碰了那扇门 你和我要去参加另一场葬礼 Another person touches that door, you and I are going to attend another funeral.
斯塔克把这些留给你了 Stark left these for you.
真的 Really?
戴王冠的头不安 "Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown."
斯塔克说你不会明白的 因为这不是星球大战的参考资料 Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.
取下面罩 这里的每个人都见过你没有它 Remove the mask. Everyone here has seen you without it.
你只会假装匿名 毫无理由地通过弹性纤维呼吸 You'd only be feigning anonymity and breathing through spandex for no good reason.
来吧 Come on.
是啊 Yeah.
在那里 我们有玛丽亚·希尔 There, we have Maria Hill.
那是迪米特里 That, is Dimitri.
这是贝克先生 And this, is Mr. Beck.
神秘客 Mysterio?
什么 What?
没关系 这正是我朋友们给你的电话 Doesn't matter. It's just what my friends have been calling you.
你可以叫我昆廷 Well, you can call me Quentin.
你今天在那里表现得很好 看到你对这座塔做了什么 You handled yourself well out there today. Saw what you did with the tower.
我们可以在我的世界上使用像你这样的人 We could've used someone like you on my world.
谢谢 Thanks.
我很抱歉 你的世界 I'm sorry... Your world?
哦 贝克先生来自地球 只是不是你的 Oh, Mr. Beck is from Earth. Just not yours.
彼得 现实是多方面的 There are multiple realities, Peter.
这是地球尺寸616 我来自地球833号 This is Earth dimension 616. I'm from Earth-833.
我很抱歉 你是说有一个多元宇宙 I'm sorry. You're saying there's a multiverse?
我认为这只是理论上的 我的意思是 这完全改变了我们的理解方式 I thought that was just theoretical. I mean, that completely changes how we understand
初始奇点 我们说的是 一个永恒的通货膨胀系统 the initial singularity. We're talking about, an eternal inflation system.
这对所有的量子都是如何工作的…太疯狂了 And how does that even work with all the quantum... it's insane!
对不起的 Sorry.
真的很酷 It's really cool.
别为自己是房间里最聪明的人而道歉 Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.
不管怎样… Anyway...
他们出生在稳定的轨道上 在黑色范围内 They were born in stable orbits. Within black
洞 由原始元素形成的生物 holes, creatures formed from the primary elements.
空气 水 火 土 Air, water, fire, earth.
科学部有一个技术名称 我们刚把它们叫做元素 The science division had a technical name. We just called them Elementals.
它们的版本存在于我们的神话中 Versions of them exist across our mythologies.
-事实证明 这些神话是真实的 -就像托尔 -It turns out, the myths are real. -Like Thor.
托尔是个神话 现在我在物理课上学习他 Thor was a myth, and now I study him in my physics class.
这些神话 都是威胁 These myths, are threats.
多年前 它们第一次出现在我的地球上 我们动员起来和他们战斗 They first materialized on my earth many years ago. We mobilized and fought them.
但每一场战斗 他们都在成长 变得更强 But with each battle they grew and got stronger.
我是最后一个试图阻止他们离开的营的一员 I was part of the last battalion left trying to stop them.
我们所做的就是推迟不可避免的事情 All we did was delay the inevitable.
好吧 元素现在在这里 攻击同一坐标 Well, the Elementals are here now. Attacking the same coordinates.
我们的卫星证实了这一点 Our satellites confirm it.
所以感谢贝克先生摧毁了另外三个 只剩下一个了 So thank Mr. Beck for destroying the other three. There's only one left.
开火 Fire.
他们中最强壮的 摧毁我的地球的那个 The strongest of them all. The one that destroyed my earth.
是那个带走了我的家人 It's the one that took my family.
我很抱歉 I'm sorry.
大约48小时后会在布拉格 And it will be in Prague in approximately 48 hours.
我们有一个任务：杀死它 We have one mission: kill it.
你和我们一起去 You're coming with us.
我很抱歉 你说布拉格吗 I'm sorry. Did you say Prague?
听着 弗瑞 这一切都像是大时代 你知道 巨大的 超级英雄之类的东西 Listen, Fury, this all seems like big-time, you know, huge, superhero kind of stuff.
而且… And...
我是说我只是一个友好的邻居蜘蛛侠 先生 I mean I'm just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.
婊子 求你了 你去过太空 Bitch, please. You've been to space.
我知道 但那是个意外 先生 来吧 I know, but that was an accident. Sir, come on.
一定还有其他人可以用 There's gotta be someone else you can use.
-托尔呢 -世界之外 -What about Thor? -Off-world.
好吧 嗯…… Okay, umm...
-奇怪的医生 -不可用 -Doctor Strange? -Unavailable.
-马维尔船长 -别叫她的名字 -Captain Marvel! -Don't invoke her name.
先生 我真的很想帮忙 我愿意 Sir, I really wanna help. I do.
但是如果我姑妈发现我离开了我的班级旅行 她会杀了我的 But if my aunt finds out I left my class trip, she's gonna kill me.
如果在欧洲 在华盛顿纪念碑之后 我被这样看待 And if I'm seen like this in Europe, after the Washington Monument,
我的全班同学都会知道我是谁 然后… my whole class will figure out who I am, and then...
然后全世界都会知道我是谁 然后 我就完了 And then the whole world will figure out who I am. And then, I'm done.
可以 我理解 Okay. I understand.
对不起 什么 I'm sorry, what?
你为什么不在老师想念你并开始怀疑之前回来呢 Why don't you get back before your teachers miss you and become suspicious.
迪米特里 请带他回酒店 Dimitri. Take him back to the hotel, please.
谢谢你 弗瑞先生 Thank you, Mr. Fury.
而且 呃…祝你好运 And, uh... Good luck.
再见 孩子 See you, kid.
是的 再见 Yeah, see ya.
-再见 女士 -是的 -Bye, Ma'am. -Yeah.
好吧 喝很多水 我给你买一片维生素C药丸 Okay, drink lots of water, and I'm gonna get you a vitamin C pill.
你不能生病 好吧 宝贝 You cannot get sick. Okay, Babe?
-是的 宝贝 -嘿 伙计 你确定你很好吗 -Yes, Babe. -Hey, man. Are you sure you're good?
-伙计 我没事 -好的 -Dude, I'm fine! -Okay.
可以 别担心 说真的 Okay? Don't worry. Seriously,
被尼克·弗瑞弄晕了 可能 Getting tranqed in the neck by Nick Fury? Probably
不管怎样 最酷的事情发生在我身上 the coolest thing to ever happen to me anyway.
-真是太棒了 -是的 -It is pretty awesome. -Yeah.
我很高兴不用去布拉格 I'm just happy I don't have to go to Prague.
说真的 Seriously.
好消息 Good news!
我们要去布拉格 We're going to Prague.
什么 What?
是啊 Yeah.
旅游公司打电话来了 他们升级了我们 Tour company called. They upgraded us.
你应该在电话里听到我和他们的谈话 我把他们骂了个狗血淋头 You should've heard me on the phone with them. I really gave them hell.
我听到的只是哭泣 All I heard was crying.
看看我们的升级版 Look at our upgraded ride!
-嗯 -哇 -Huh? -Wow.
-我印象深刻 哈林顿先生 -哦 来吧 -I'm impressed, Mr. Harrington. -Oh, come on.
彼得 什么… Peter, wha...
发生什么事 What's going on?
我想尼克·弗瑞刚刚劫持了我们的暑假 I think Nick Fury just hijacked our summer vacation.
可以 Okay.
令人惊叹的 Awesome.
是啊 令人惊叹的 Yeah. Awesome.
哟 怎么了 快闪族 Yo, what's up, Flash mob.
是你的孩子 大F 和我的私人司机迪米特里一起在阿尔卑斯山巡航 It's your boy, the big F. Cruising through the Alps with my private driver Dimitri.
接下来的托尼·斯塔克 我相信你 For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.
说伊迪丝 Say EDITH.
等待视网膜和生物特征扫描 Standby for retinal and biometric scan.
接受视网膜和生物特征扫描 Retinal and biometric scan accepted.
-你好 -你好 彼得 -Hello? -Hello, Peter.
我是伊迪丝 I am EDITH.
托尼斯塔克的增强现实安全和防御系统 Tony Stark's augmented reality security and defense system.
-所以他为我做了你 -没有 但你有权 -So he made you for me? -No. But you have access
-所有托尼的协议 -酷 -to all of Tony's protocols. -Cool.
你想看看我能做什么吗 Would you like to see what I can do?
伊迪丝代表… EDITH stands for...
即使死了 我也是英雄 Even Dead, I'm The Hero.
-托尼喜欢他的缩写词 -是的 他做到了 -Tony loves his acronyms. -Yeah, he did.
我可以访问整个斯塔克全球安全网络… I have access to the entire Stark global security network...
包括多颗防御卫星以及后门 Including multiple defense satellites, as well as back doors
所有主要电信网络 to all major telecommunication networks.
哇…… Whoa...
MJ在发短信吗 Is MJ texting?
不 别看它 那是错误的 No. Don't look at it. That's wrong.
那是错误的 That's wrong.
上厕所休息 十分钟 Break for the toilet. Ten minutes.
十分钟 各位 Ten minutes, everyone!
迪米特里 我们到底在哪里 Dimitri, where exactly are we?
我会解决的 是啊 I'll figure it out. Yeah.
什么 What?
你好 Hello.
关上门 Close the door.
我是彼得·帕克 I'm Peter Parker.
脱掉衣服 Take off your clothes.
请原谅我 Excuse me?
你说过弗瑞蜘蛛侠在欧洲是看不到的 You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe.
所以我给你做了这个 另一套西装 So I made you this. Another suit.
哦 呃…谢谢您 Oh, uh... Thank you.
不确定它是否适合… Not sure it fits ...
-脱掉衣服 -好的 -Take off your clothes. -Okay.
当然 嗯… Sure. Umm...
-有点尴尬 -现在 快点 -It's a little embarassing. -Now. Hurry up.
奇怪的 Weird...
对不起的 我以为这是浴室 Sorry. I thought this was the bathroom.
-这不是它看起来的样子 只是…-是的 -This is not what it looks like. Just... -Yeah.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
不要开枪 布拉德 Don't shoot anybody. Brad?
这不是它看起来的样子 伙计 It's not what it looks like, buddy.
-嘿 伙计 看 -听着 彼得… -Hey, man. Look. -Look, Peter...
我不是来评判你的人生选择的 伙计 I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude.
如果你想在我们的学校旅行中随便找个欧洲小妞 那就是你了 If you wanna hook up with some random European chick on our school trip, that's on you.
那不是原来的样子 说真的 That's not what that was. Honestly.
我不能假装没看到刚才看到的 I can't pretend that I didn't see what I just saw.
我知道你想和MJ相处 很明显 I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious.
-我也喜欢她 -等一下 嘿 嘿… -I like her, too. -Wait a minute. Hey, hey...
伙计 你不能出示那张照片 来吧 You cannot show that photo, dude. Come on.
对不起 伙计 我必须这么做 I'm sorry, man. I have to.
她应该得到真相 She deserves the truth.
可以 把你的一只脚放在另一只脚前面 所有人都回到车上 Okay. Put your one foot in front of the other, and everybody back on the bus.
走吧 Let's go!
-伊迪丝 -你好 彼得 -EDITH? -Hello, Peter.
-我该怎么帮你 -嘿 嗯…… -How can I help you? -Hey, umm...
-我班上有个家伙…-彼得 我听不见你说话 -There's this guy in my class who's... -Peter I'm having difficulty hearing you.
你能大声点吗 Can you please speak up?
嗯…布拉德戴维斯 他有我的照片 Umm... Brad Davis. He has a photo of me.
布拉德戴维斯 他是目标吗 Brad Davis. Is he a target?
布拉德是目标吗 嗯…… Is Brad a target? Umm....
是啊 他是目标 他是目标 Yeah. He's a target. He's a target.
复制那个 Copy that.
目标是布拉德·戴维斯 Target is Brad Davis.
-开始罢工 -启动什么 现在 -Initiating strike. -Initiating what, now?
确定了截距点 释放杀伤车辆 Intercept point determined. Releasing kill vehicle.
伊迪丝 EDITH?
哦 天哪… Oh, my God...
戴墨镜 帕克 你是怎么付这些钱的 Dope glasses, Parker. How'd you pay for these?
快点 过来 快给我 Flash, come here. Give me that, Flash.
-我真的在恭维你…-拜托 拜托 -I'm really paying you a compliment... -Please, please!
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
伊迪丝 不要杀布拉德 EDITH, don't kill Brad.
彼得 你要我取消对布拉德·戴维斯的无人机攻击吗 Peter, do you want me to cancel the drone strike on Brad Davis?
-你刚才打闪光灯了吗 -不 -Did you just punch Flash? -No!
开火 Firing.
这不是高速公路 This is not the Autobahn!
伊迪丝 EDITH!
开始第二次罢工 Commencing second strike.
彼得 你为什么不坐在那个座位上 立即系好安全带 Peter, why aren't you behaving in that seat? Buckle up right now!
-看看小山羊 -山羊宝宝 -Look at the baby mountain goats! -Baby mountain goats?
我没有看到山上的山羊… I don't see any mountain goats...
你错过了他们 You missed them.
我知道你认为我们都没注意到 彼得… I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter...
什么 What?
……但是你的新造型 我喜欢 ... but your new look, I love it.
-是吗 宝贝 -谢谢 -Right, Babe? -Thanks.
是啊 成熟 优雅 非常欧洲化 Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, and very European.
哦 伙计…… Oh, man...
让我们再试一次 Let's try that again.
这太奇怪了 就在我的电话里 我… This is so weird. It was right here on my phone. I...
是啊 奇怪 Yeah. Weird.
真的 这个地方很漂亮 Wow. This place is so classy.
是的 那我们为什么在这里 Yeah, so why are we here?
为自己说话 我在家 Speak for yourself. I'm home.
我能说什么 What can I say?
吱吱作响的轮子得到了升级的润滑脂 The squeaky wheel gets the upgrade grease.
大家 安顿下来 休息一下 因为今晚 大惊喜 Everyone, get settled in, rest up. Because tonight, big surprise,
是布拉格一年一度的灯光狂欢节 is Prague's annual Carnival of Lights.
-你好 -帕克 是希尔 -Hello? -Parker, it's Hill.
有一个耳机和你的西装 穿上它 There's an earpiece with your suit. Put it on
等待进一步的指示 理解 and await further instructions. Understood?
-是的 女士 -是的 -Yes, Ma'am. -Yeah.
-嘿 伙计 -嘿 -Hey, man. -Hey.
听着 我很抱歉 Look, I am so sorry,
如果我看起来对我的关系很着迷的话 if I seem like I'm preoccupied with my relationship.
你知道我还是你的人 You know I'm still your guy in the chair.
不 不 一切都很好 别担心 No, no. It's all good. Don't worry about it.
可以 伟大的 伟大的 Okay. Great. Great.
很好 It's fine.
那么 元素的状态是什么 So, what's the status on the Elemental thing?
-会在哪里发生 -呃 这里……在城市里 -Where's it gonna happen? -Uh, here... in the city.
-彼得 我们到了 -我知道 我知道 -Peter, we're here. -I know. I know.
这不好 我正在想办法 It's not good. I'm figuring it out.
彼得 你得做点什么 拜托 我们都指望你 You have to do something, Peter. Please. We're all counting on you.
-内德…-是的 是的 宝贝 -Ned... -Yeah. Yeah, Babe.
好消息是 我们都有自己的房间 The good news is, we've all got our own rooms.
真的吗 Serious?
帕克 Parker?
-帕克 -是的 先生 -Parker! -Yes, sir.
那东西几小时后就会到了 That thing is going to be here in a few hours.
我们打扰你了吗 Are we boring you?
他不无聊 他只是在想你是怎么绑架他的 He's not bored. He's just thinking about how you kidnapped him.
他有障碍 我把它们移走了 He had obstacles. I removed them.
他们仍然不会撤离这座城市 They still won't evacuate the city.
白痴 Idiots.
那计划是什么 帕克 So what's the plan, Parker?
我会在大教堂的塔上 I will be in the cathedral tower,
注意火怪 当它出现时 我会给你们发无线电… keeping watch for the fire monster. When that shows up, I will radio you guys...
-然后 呃 贝克先生和我…-我叫神秘客 -And then, uh, Mr. Beck and I... -My name is Mysterio.
就在那时 我和奥奇托会搬进来 That's when Mysterio and I will move in.
彼得 听我说 Peter, listen to me.
你最好的希望 唯一的希望… The best hope you have, the only hope...
现在就停在这里 不管花多少钱 is to stop it here, now. No matter what the cost.
如果可以的话 尽量远离平民 但最重要的是 Maneuver it away from civilians if you can. But most importantly,
远离金属 Keep it away from metal.
嘿 伙计 我的朋友来了 Hey, man. My friends are here.
我忍不住认为我们在把他们置于危险之中 And I can't help but think that we're putting them in danger.
你担心我们会伤害你的朋友 You're worried about us hurting your friends?
你呢 谁在你自己的校车上发动了无人机罢工 You? Who called a drone strike on your own school tour bus?
斯塔克给了你一个价值数十亿美元的战术情报系统 Stark gave you a multi-billion dollar A.R tactical intelligence system.
你要做的第一件事就是炸毁你的朋友 And the first thing you do with it, is try to blow up your friends.
我很清楚你还没准备好 It's clear to me that you were not ready for this.
看 弗瑞让我上来看看你怎么样 Look, Fury asked me to come up here and see how you
正在做 他只是 他对向你开枪感到很难过 were doing. He just, he felt bad about snapping at you.
真的 Really?
你们在这个世界上真的很讽刺 对吧 You guys do have sarcasm on this earth, right?
你觉得怎么样 How you feelin'?
我不认为今年夏天我会拯救世界 I didn't think I was gonna have to save the world this summer.
我知道这让我听起来像个混蛋 我只是… I know that makes me sound like such a jerk. I just...
我和这个我很喜欢的女孩有个计划 而且… I had this plan with this girl that I really like, and...
现在一切都毁了 Now it's all ruined.
你不是想要正常生活的混蛋 孩子 You're not a jerk for wanting a normal life, kid.
这是一条艰难的路 It's a hard path.
你看到了 你做了…做出选择 You see things, you do things... Make choices.
人们尊敬你… People look up to you...
即使有时你赢了一场战斗 他们也会死 Even if you win a battle sometimes, they die.
我喜欢你 彼得 你是个好孩子 I like you, Peter. You're a good kid.
我有一部分想让我告诉你 只是… There's a part of me that wants me to tell you, just...
转过身来 逃离这一切 turn around, run away from all this.
然后 我还有另外一部分人知道我们要打什么 And then, there's another part of me that knows what we're about to fight.
有什么危险 我很高兴你能来 What's at stake. And I'm glad you're here.
-我也是 -但是… -Me, too. -But...
-你担心你的朋友 -是的 -You're worried about your friends. -Yeah.
我只是总觉得自己把他们置于危险之中 I just always feel like I'm putting them in danger.
听着 只是… Look, just...
把他们带进去 放在安全的地方 Get them inside and keep them in a safe place,
就几个小时 一切都会好的 for just a few hours. It'll be all right.
真是太好了… It's really nice...
找个人聊聊超级英雄的事 你知道吗 To have somebody to talk to about, superhero stuff, you know?
随时随地 Anytime.
嘿… And hey...
我们活下来了 你整个夏天都要杀布拉德 We survive this, you'll have all summer to kill Brad.
-外面见 -好吧 -See you out there. -All right.
（意语）请问一下
抱歉 在这儿不该说意语 Sorry. That's Italian.
伊迪丝 EDITH?
-你好 彼得 -嘿 呃… -Hello, Peter. -Hey, uhh...
我需要找到一种方法让我的朋友在接下来的几个小时里呆在里面 I need to find a way to keep my friends inside for the next few hours?
让我们看看我们能做什么 Let's see what we can do.
好消息… Good news...
我们要去看歌剧 We're going to the opera!
-嗯 -歌剧 -Huh? -The opera?
别看我 Don't look at me.
-嘉年华怎么样了 -伙计们 这是升级生活 -What happened to the carnival? -Well this is upgrade living, guys.
来吧 旅游公司刚刚给了我们这些票 Come on. The tour company just gave us these tickets.
免费 For free!
你知道歌剧票多少钱吗 Do you have any idea how much opera tickets cost?
不 因为我们都不想去看歌剧 No. Because none of us have ever wanted to go to the opera.
永远 Ever.
好吧 我想这会让我们的文化更加丰富 Well, I think this is gonna be culturally enriching for us.
谢谢你 内德 Thank you, Ned.
每个人 Everyone,
这可能是我们整个旅程中最好的四个小时 this is gonna be, maybe, the best four hours of our whole trip.
四小时 你看 Four hours?!
伙计们 我觉得这会很有趣的 说真的 Guys, I think this is gonna be really fun. Seriously.
我敢打赌 现在你们都很高兴我让你们穿上一套漂亮的衣服 I bet now you're all happy that I had you pack a nice outfit.
是的 因为我们更愿意去看4小时的歌剧 Yeah, because we'd much rather go to a 4-hour opera
而不是世界上最大的派对 instead of the biggest party in the world.
别再看我了 Again, don't look at me.
帕克 收到了吗 通信检查 一 二 Parker, you copy? Comm check. One, two.
-好吧…-我们到了 -Okay... -Here we are.
-快跑吧 -是的 冲出去 -Beat the rush. -Yeah. The rush out.
幸运的是 我们得到了房子里最好的座位 Lucky for us, we got the best seats in the house.
走吧 Let's go.
嘿 我给你留个座位 Hey. I'll save you a seat.
你看起来真漂亮 You look really pretty.
因此 我有价值吗 And therefore, I have value?
不 不 那根本不是我的意思 我只是… No. No, that was not what I meant at all. I was just...
我在打搅你 I'm messing with you.
-谢谢 -不客气 -Thank you. -You're welcome.
-你看起来也很漂亮 -谢谢 -You look pretty, too. -Thank you.
-哦 天哪 歌剧眼镜 -太可爱了 -Oh, my gosh, opera glasses! -So cute!
我可以吗 Can I...
好 你要一副吗 Want to go in, on a pair?
-你是说 我们坐在一起 -是的 -You mean, us sit next to each other? -Yeah.
-你就位了吗 -没有 -Are you in position? -No.
-好的 不 -为什么不呢 -Okay. No... -Why the hell not?
你不想坐在我旁边 或者你只是不想… You don't wanna sit next to me, or you just don't want...
我不是那个意思 我 呃… I didn't mean that. I, uh...
如果你继续 我去拿我们的望远镜 If you go ahead, I'll go... grab us a pair.
我会给你留个座位 在我旁边 因为 I'll save you a seat, next to me, because,
令人惊叹的 Awesome.
有很多座位 所以我会在那边 there's a lot of seats, so I'll be over there.
可以 Okay.
-帕克 -不 我来了 我是 -Parker. -No, I'm coming. I'm...
嘿 我得走了 Hey, I gotta go.
嗯 你能告诉MJ我生病了还是什么吗 Umm, could you just tell MJ that I'm sick or something?
可以 小心 Okay. Be careful.
彼得 无论你做什么 请把怪物从歌剧院引开 And Peter, whatever you do, please steer the monster away from the opera house.
是的 内德 我知道 Yeah, Ned. I know.
-好的 -好吧 -Okay. -Okay?
得走了 Gotta go.
帕克 你最好在路上 Parker! You better be on your way.
来了 Coming.
你认为她要去哪里 你认为她会去嘉年华吗 Where do you think she's going? Do you think she's going to the carnival?
我们也该走了 是的 我们该走了 来吧 我们走 We should go, too. Yes, we should go. Come on, let's go.
快点 Come on!
好吧 我就位了 All right. I'm in position.
我一看到不好的东西就告诉你 As soon as I see something bad, I'll let you know.
-收到 -衣服怎么样 -Roger that. -How's the suit?
这套衣服很好 太棒了 The suit's great. It's awesome.
就是射蛛丝的那块地方有点紧… It's a little tight around the old web-shooter...
-帕克 -好的 我闭嘴 -Parker! -Okay. I'll shut up.
哦 天哪 宝贝 这不是很漂亮吗 Oh, my God, Babe! Isn't this beautiful?
是啊 这是真的…真漂亮 宝贝… Yeah. It's real... Real beautiful, Babe...
-怎么了 -呃 你知道 -What's wrong? -Uh, you know,
说实话 我只是…我对人群不太好 所以… honestly, I just... I don't do well with big crowds, so...
-也许我们应该…-我有完美的东西 来吧 -Maybe we should... -I have the perfect thing. Come on.
别担心 宝贝 我们要远离人群 Don't worry, Babe. We'll get away from the crowds, get
一些新鲜空气 你会感觉好多倍的 some fresh air. You'll feel a thousand times better.
-能量激增 -我们有地震活动 -Energy spiking. -We have seismic activity.
好的 他来了 贝克 你准备好了吗 你知道该怎么做 Okay, he's here. Beck, are you ready? You know what to do.
在你的领导下 蜘蛛侠 On your lead, Spider-Man.
不 回来 回来帮我们 No, come back! Come back and help us!
你起来了 孩子 You're up, kid.
等等 等等 等等 那是… Wait, wait, wait. Is that...
你认为那是蜘蛛侠吗 Do you think that's Spider-Man?
不 不 不 这就像是他在欧洲的翻版 我 No, no, no. It's like a European rip-off version of him. I
前几天真的在读他 不是他 was actually reading about him the other day, it's not him.
不 贝克 他有旋转木马 他越来越大了 No, Beck! He's got the carousel, he's getting bigger!
他叫什么名字 他叫什么名字 What's, what's his name? What's his name?
-晚安 夜猴侠 -夜猴侠 -Night, Night-Monkey! -Night-Monkey?
-是的 是啊 -夜猴侠 -Yeah. Yeah... -Night-Monkey!
-夜猴侠 救命 救救我们 -夜猴侠… -Night Monkey, help! Save us! -Night-Monkey...
-什么 哦 不 -夜猴侠 我们被卡住了 -What? Oh, no. -Night-Monkey, we're stuck!
救救我们 救命 Help us! Help!
你没事吧 Are you okay?
去B计划 Go to Plan B?
是的 我们得用他无法吸收的东西打他 Yeah, we gotta hit him with something he can't absorb.
我向左走 你向右走 I go left, you go right.
现在 Now!
好的 现在走 Okay, go now!
那伤害了他 坚持下去 That hurt him. Keep it coming.
-蜘蛛侠 保持距离 -我在努力 -Spider-Man, keep your distance. -I'm trying!
我们不能让他靠近摩天轮 We can't let him get near the ferris wheel!
可以 我来了 Okay. I'm on it!
哇 那是什么 Whoa, what's that?
就这样 很好 很好 你抓住他了 That's it! Nice, nice. You got him!
不 不 不 No, no, no.
太晚了 It's too late.
不管发生什么… Whatever happens...
我很高兴我们认识 I'm glad we met.
贝克 你在干什么 Beck, what are you doing?
上次我应该做的 What I should've done last time.
贝克 别这样 Beck! Don't do it!
贝克 Beck!
贝克先生 Mr. Beck?
哦 谢天谢地 Oh, thank God.
我完全会吻你 但我想我只是吐了一点 I would totally kiss you, but I think I just threw up in my mouth a little.
我可能有薄荷糖… I might have a mint...
-那么 结束了 -那是最后一个 -So, it's over? -That was the last of them.
但这不是我们面临的最后一个威胁 But not the last threat we'll ever face.
我们需要保持警惕 We need to stay vigilant.
这个世界对你这样的人来说是空虚的 There's a void in this world for someone like you.
希尔和我明天要去柏林的欧洲司令部 Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters in Berlin tomorrow.
你应该加入我们 You should join us.
谢谢您 我可能会接受你的 Thank you. I just might take you up on that.
你有礼物 帕克 You got gifts, Parker.
-但你不想在这里 -弗瑞先生 我…… -But you didn't wanna be here. -Mr. Fury, I...
我也希望你能来柏林 I'd love to have you in Berlin, too.
但你必须决定你是否要站起来 But you've got to decide whether you're going to step up, or not.
斯塔克选择了你 他让你成为复仇者 Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger.
我需要那个 I need that.
世界需要这个 The world needs that.
也许斯塔克错了 Maybe Stark was wrong.
他是吗 Was he?
选择权属于你 The choice is yours.
我们喝一杯吧 Let's get a drink.
我不是21岁 I'm not 21.
嘿 Hey.
我们要庆祝一下 你今晚做了好事 We gotta celebrate. You did something good tonight.
弗瑞是对的 Fury was right.
托尼为我做了很多 所以… Tony did a lot for me, so...
我欠他 欠每个人… I owe it to him, to everybody...
-是吗 -是的 我是说… -Do you? -Yeah. I mean...
史塔克先生 给了我一个机会 让我更进一步 他希望我比他好 Mr. Stark, gave me a chance to be more. He wanted me to be better than him.
弗瑞只想让我做到这一点 And Fury just wants me to live up to that.
你想要什么 彼得 What do you want, Peter?
-你什么意思 -你想要什么 -What do you mean? -What do you want?
我不知道 I don't know.
你想要什么 你 彼得·帕克 现在 我知道你在想… What do you want? You, Peter Parker, now. I know you're thinking about it...
我想去旅行 对吗 I wanna go on my trip. Right?
我想和朋友一起回去旅行 I wanna go back on my trip, with my friends.
去埃菲尔铁塔的顶端 And, go to the top of the Eiffel tower,
和我真正喜欢的女孩在一起 告诉她我的感受 还有… with the girl who I really like, and tell her how I feel, and...
给她一个吻 Give her a kiss.
闭嘴 伙计 Shut up, man.
-你不会那么做的 是吗 -不 我不能 -You're not gonna do that, are ya? -No, I can't.
-为什么不呢 -因为我太负责任了 -Why not? -Because I have too much responsiblity.
（捷克语）
哦 天哪 非常感谢 Oh, my God. Thank you so much.
这些是什么 那些是… What are those? Are those the...
-伊迪丝眼镜 是的 -在地板上 -EDITH glasses, yeah. -It was on the floor?
试穿一下 让我们看看它们是什么样子 Try them on. Let's see what they look like.
-是吗 -是的 -Yeah? -Yeah.
我真的很喜欢它们 I actually really like them.
-我能对你说实话吗 -请 -Can I be completely honest with you? -Please.
-你看起来真的很蠢 -哦 -You look really stupid. -Oh.
但也许有一个隐形眼镜版本 But maybe have a contact lens version of them.
-你试穿一下 -不 来吧 -You try them on. -No. Come on.
-试穿一下 -我不想… -Try them on. -I don't want...
-我不想试穿 -试穿一下 -I don't wanna try them on. -Try them on.
你觉得怎么样 孩子 What do you think, kid?
下一个托尼·斯塔克 我相信你 "The next Tony Stark, I trust you."
接下来的托尼·斯塔克 我相信你 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you."
什么 What?
斯塔克先生用那些眼镜给我留了个口信 Mr. Stark left me a message with those glasses.
接下来的托尼·斯塔克 我相信你 "For the next Tony Stark, I trust you."
我还是不跟踪 你喝了多少柠檬水 I'm still not following. How many lemonades have you had?
他知道我犯过的每一个错误 好吗 He knew every mistake I ever made, okay?
所以他一定知道我还没准备好接受这样的事情 So he must have known that I was not ready for something like this.
他为什么要给你 Why would he give it to you?
因为也许他不相信我有伊迪丝 他只是相信我应该选择谁 Because maybe he didn't trust me to have EDITH, he just trusted me to pick who should.
这更有意义 他总是知道我会做正确的事 It makes so much more sense. He always knew I would do what's right,
他不会让他们暴跳如雷 因为暴跳如雷只会让自己变成伊迪丝 and he's not gonna give them to Fury, because Fury would just give himself EDITH.
你可能是对的 You're probably right about that.
正确的 所以 世界需要下一个钢铁侠 Right. So, the world needs the next Iron Man,
不会是我 我是说我已经16岁了 and it's not gonna be me. I mean I'm a 16-year
皇后区的老孩子 它需要一个成年人 old kid from Queens. It needs to be an adult,
有一些经验 就像托尼·斯塔克 和你一样 with some experience, and that's good like Tony Stark, like you.
不 彼得 来吧 No, Peter. Come on.
不 No.
-伊迪丝 -你好 彼得 -EDITH? -Hello, Peter.
你好 是的 嗯…… Hi. Yeah, umm...
我想把你的控制权移交给昆汀·贝克 I'd like to transfer your control over to Quentin Beck.
-彼得 你在干什么 -做正确的事 -Peter, what are you doing? -Doing the right thing.
任何转让都需要确认 Any transfer will require confirmation.
斯塔克把眼镜给了你 Stark gave you the glasses.
斯塔克给了我一个选择 这是我的选择 好吗 Stark gave me a choice. It's my choice to make, okay?
我会成功的 听着 你是一个士兵 一个领导者 你 And I'm gonna make it. Look, you're a soldier, a leader, you
停止元素 你救了我的命 你救了世界 可以 stopped the Elementals. You saved my life, you saved the world. Okay?
-他想让你拥有它们 -正在等待确认 -He'd want you to have them. -Waiting for confirmation.
确认 Confirm.
请将眼镜交给贝克先生 Please give your glasses to Mr. Baker.
欢迎来到复仇者 Welcome to the Avengers.
他们看起来很适合你 They look good on you.
谢谢您 我很荣幸 Thank you. It's an honor.
是啊 Yeah.
斯塔克先生会很喜欢你的 Mr. Stark would've really liked you.
-你要去哪里 -我去找MJ -Where are you headed? -I'm gonna go find MJ.
祝你好运 孩子 我估计成功概率对半开 没办法你太矬了… Good luck, kid. I give you about a 50/50 chance. You're pretty awkward, so...
是啊 Yeah.
-再见 伙计 -再见 -See you later, man. -See ya.
看到了吗 这并不难 See? That wasn't so hard.
有人把这件愚蠢的服装脱掉 Somebody get this stupid costume off me!
好的 我们找到伊迪丝了 把这些连接到我们的系统上 Okay, we got EDITH. Get these connected to our system.
-干杯 干杯 -干杯 干杯 -Toast! Toast! -Toast! Toast!
现在 这是一个巨大的胜利 但我们还有很多工作要做 Now, this is a big win, but we still got a lot of work to do.
好的 敬酒 Okay, toasts!
把那个给我 道格 Give me that, Doug!
致我们所有人的前老板托尼·斯塔克 To the man who brought us all together, our former boss, Tony Stark.
喝倒采 Boo!
小丑王 The jester king.
从字面上看 他被财富和技术包裹着 不适合使用 Literally wrapped, in wealth and technology that he was unfit to wield.
就像我设计的全息系统 革命性的突破 Like the holographic system I designed. A revolutionary breakthrough,
具有无限应用 with limitless applications
托尼变成了一个自我治疗仪器 改名为 that Tony turned into a self-therapy machine
二元增强倒回改造架构 简称“二构” Binarily Augmented Retro-Framing,or BARF.
6.11亿美元 用于我的小治疗实验 611 million dollars, for my little therapeutic experiment?
二构 BARF.
他把我一生的工作改名为二构 He renamed my life's work, BARF.
他解雇了我 He fired me.
还说我精神状态不稳定 Said I was... unstable.
-给托尼 -给托尼 -To Tony! -To Tony!
接下来是威廉 Next, to William.
托尼·斯塔克能在山洞里建造这个 带着一盒垃圾 Tony Stark was able to build this in a cave! With a box of scraps!
我的幻象技术与你的武器化无人驾驶飞机的结合是非常出色的 The integration of my illusion tech, with your weaponized drones, was brilliant.
逼真的幻象 真实的打击 神乎其技 前途不可限量 Powerful illusions, real damage, worked like a charm.
-这只是开始 -谢谢你 兄弟 -And it's just the beginning. -Thank you, brother.
-致古特曼 -致古特曼 -To Guterman. -To Guterman!
你从另一个地球创造了一个士兵的故事 The story you created of a soldier from another earth
被称为昆廷在欧洲作战的太空怪兽 是完全荒谬的 named Quentin fighting space monsters in Europe, is totally ridiculous!
很明显 这正是人们现在会相信的 And apparently exactly the kind of thing people will believe right now.
我是说 每个人都买了 I mean, everybody bought it.
-去维多利亚 -去维多利亚 -To Victoria. -To Victoria!
在每个攻击点用 Staging electromagnetic pulses at each attack sites with
狂怒号的卫星会证实我们的谎言吗 灵感来源 Fury's own satellites would confirm our lies? Inspired idea.
-致珍妮丝 -珍妮丝 -To Janice! -Janice!
托尼死后 她发现了 After Tony died, she was the one who discovered
伊迪丝不是被交给我们的 that EDITH was being handed over not to us,
不是给国防部 而是给一个孩子 not to the Defense Department, but to a child.
-谢谢 -致珍妮丝 -Thank you! -To Janice!
对你们其他人来说 托尼·斯塔克已经走了 To the rest of you, Tony Stark is gone.
有一个机会的窗口 有人会站起来 There is a window of opportunity and someone will step up.
但现在 你可以成为最聪明的人 But these days, you can be the smartest guy in
房间 最合格的 没人在乎 the room, the most qualified, and no one cares.
除非你带着斗篷到处飞 或者开枪 Unless you're flying around with a cape, or shooting
你手上的激光 没有人会听 lasers from your hands, no one will even listen.
嗯 我有斗篷 还有激光 Well, I've got a cape. And lasers.
用我们的技术和伊迪丝 With our technology, and with EDITH,
神秘客会是 地球上最伟大的英雄 Mysterio will be, the greatest hero on Earth.
每个人都会倾听 And everyone, will listen.
-不是对一个酒鬼的孩子 -不 -Not to a, boozey man-child. -No!
-不是 对一个荷尔蒙的青少年来说 -不 -Not, to a hormonal teenager. -No!
对我来说 对我的有钱人来说 To me! And, to my very wealthy crew.
-对我们来说 -给我们 -To us. -To us!
-敬神秘客 -敬神秘客 -To Mysterio! -To Mysterio!
-彼得·帕克 -彼得·帕克 -To Peter Parker. -To Peter Parker!
可怜的孩子 Poor kid.
我们开始工作吧 Let's get to work.
-彼得 -哦 天哪 -Peter! -Oh, my God!
-我们快死了 -很好 很好 -We almost died! -It's fine. It's fine.
嘿 猜猜看 任务完成了 Hey, guess what. I'm done with the mission.
-伙计 旅行结束了 -什么 -Dude, the trip's over. -What?
到处都是怪物 There's monsters coming out of the ground everywhere
我们走 当然 我们的父母希望我们回家 we go. Of course our parents would want us home.
拜托 别让我等着 哦 彼得 你没有死 Please, don't put me on hold. Oh, Peter! You're not dead!
哦 天哪 对 很好 呆在这儿 别死 Oh, my God. Yes. Good, stay here. Don't die.
穿上一些衣服 我们在预订航班 Put some clothes on. We're booking flights.
说到科学 我们要离开是因为女巫 欢迎来到新的黑暗时代 Speaking for science, we're leaving because of witches. Welcome to the new dark ages.
-怎么了 伙计 -我们明天早上回家 -What's going on, dude? -We're going home in the morning.
不 不 不 不 所有元素都不见了 No. No, no, no. All the Elementals are gone.
内德 Ned?
来了 亲爱的 Coming, sweetie.
你们能把它放下吗 我在直播 Can you guys keep it down? I'm livestreaming.
嘿 Hey.
-你在哪里 -嗯……我迷路了… -Where were you? -Um.. I got lost...
他们担心你 They were worried about you.
-幸好你回来了 -是的 -Good thing you're back. -Yeah.
-巴黎就这么多 对吧 -会很有趣的 -So much for Paris, right? -It would've been fun.
是啊 Yeah...
-晚安 -晚安 -'Night. -'Night.
你看起来很漂亮… You look ni...
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
听着 嗯… Uh... Look, um...
我还没准备好这次旅行结束 而且 I'm not ready for this trip to be over yet, and
我有点想做些有趣的事 那不是开玩笑 I kinda wanna do something fun, that's not on
行程或计划 或与哈林顿先生… the itinerary or planned, or with Mr. Harrington...
对 Yes.
是的 你想去吗 Yes, like, you wanna go?
对 Yes.
可以 令人惊叹的 十分钟后在外面见 Okay. Awesome. I'll see you outside in ten minutes?
五分钟后到外面见我 Meet me outside in five minutes.
-五分钟更好 -好的 -Five is good. -Okay.
-好的 再见 -再见 -Okay, bye. -Bye.
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey. -Hey.
-那么 你想去哪里 -谁在乎 -So, where do you wanna go? -Who cares?
-太棒了 -好的 -Awesome. -Okay.
走吧 Let's go.
-我很高兴我们这么做 -是的 我也是 -I'm glad we're doing this. -Yeah. Me, too.
看看这个城市 Just see the city a little bit.
你知道他们曾经处决人吗 在这座桥上 You know they used to execute people? On this bridge?
他们就像…他们会在篮子里淹死在水里 They were like... in a basket and they would drown in the water.
-对不起 -没关系 -Sorry. -It's okay.
呃… Uhh...
听着 有件事我一直想和你谈谈……一会儿 Look, there was this thing that I've been wanting to talk to you about for... a while.
是啊 Yeah?
这是我们在欧洲的最后一晚 我有一个计划 我想… It's our last night in Europe, and I had this plan that I wanted to...
告诉你…我只想 我只想告诉你… tell you... I'm just gonna, I'm just gonna tell you...
-MJ 我……-……我是蜘蛛侠 -MJ, I... -... am Spider-Man.
什么 What?
我以为你会说你是蜘蛛侠 I just figured you were gonna say that you're Spider-Man.
不 No.
我不是蜘蛛侠 I'm not Spider-Man.
我的意思是 我已经看你很久了 它是…有点明显 I mean, I've been watching you for like, a while now. It's... kind of obvious.
我不是蜘蛛侠 我是说 你怎么会认为我是蜘蛛侠 I'm not Spider-Man. I mean, what would make you think that I was Spider-Man?
-彼得 华盛顿 -是吗 -Peter, Washington? -Yeah?
那次你无缘无故突然消失不知去向 The fact that you like, disappear? Out of nowhere? For no reason?
不 那次我身体不舒服 No, that was, I was sick. Remember?
记得吗 我肚子疼 I had my... the tummy?
苏珊·杨认为你是应召牛郎 You know Suzan Yang thinks that you're a male escort?
什么 我当然不是应召牛郎 What? No, of course I'm not a male escort.
-那么 你就是蜘蛛侠 -不 我不是蜘蛛侠 完全 -Well then, you're Spider-Man. -No, I'm not Spider-Man. At all.
今晚怎么样 当你偷偷溜出去和那东西打架时 我看见你了 Well, what about tonight? When you snuck off and fought that thing, I saw you.
你不能看见我 因为我不是蜘蛛侠 You can't have seen me because I'm not Spider-Man.
而且 在新闻上 是夜猴侠 And also, on the news, it was the Night-Monkey.
-夜猴侠 -是的 新闻上就是这么说的 -The Night-Monkey? -Yeah. That's what it said on the news.
新闻永远不会说谎 And the news, never lies.
夜猴侠 可以 Night-Monkey. Okay.
你在做什么 What are you doing?
嗯 夜猴侠和蜘蛛侠用的是同一张网吗 Well, do the Night-Monkey and Spider-Man use the same webs?
我是说 也许吧 I mean, maybe.
也许他是只蜘蛛猴 谁知道 Maybe he's a Spider-Monkey. Who knows?
你总看我只是因为你觉得我是蜘蛛侠吗 Were you only watching me because you thought I was Spider-Man?
是啊 Yeah.
不然我为什么要看着你 Why else would I be watching you?
没关系 Doesn't matter.
只是想也许… Just thought that maybe...
那到底是什么 The hell was that?
我不知道 I don't know.
它是什么 像投影仪之类的 What is it, like some kind of projector or something?
是的 但它真的很先进 Yeah, but it's really advanced.
它…看起来很真实… It... It looked so real...
是的 真的 Yeah, really real.
-等等 这是不是意味着…-元素是假的 -Wait a minute, does that mean that... -The Elementals are fake?
这没有任何意义 因为我们在那里 对吧 That doesn't make any sense, because we were there, right?
有火 有毁灭 还有… There was fire, and destruction, and...
谁会这样做 Who would do something like that?
神秘客 Mysterio?
我是蜘蛛侠… I am Spider-Man...
我真的搞砸了 And I really messed up.
等等 你现在是认真的吗 Wait, you're being serious right now?
你不是在跟我开玩笑吗 好像你100%认真 因为这不好笑 You're not joking with me? Like you're 100% serious? Because it's not funny.
-不 我不是开玩笑 -因为我只有67%的把握 -No. I'm not joking. -Because I was only like 67% sure.
-MJ…-那么 你为什么来这里 -MJ... -So, why are you here?
你为什么要参加这次学校旅行 Why are you on this school trip?
MJ 听着 我知道你有很多问题 MJ, look, I know you have a lot of questions.
但是听着 我们真的要离开这里 好吗 But look, we really have to get out of here, okay?
可以 可以 Okay. Okay.
我真不敢相信我找到了 I can't believe I figured it out!
你夺走了我的一切 You took everything from me!
这是给我家人的 This is for my family.
暂停 Pause.
暂停 Pause?
对不起的 Sorry.
是的 嗯 你能快进到终点吗 Yeah, uhh, can you just fast-forward to the end?
好的 稍等 Yeah. Standby.
正确的 飞 飞 飞…扎普 扎普 扎普… Right. Fly, fly, fly... Zap, zap, zap...
暂停 Pause.
我不喜欢这个编舞 但它会的 I'm not in love with this choreography but it'll do.
杀死图像 德洛克无人机 Kill image. Decloak drones.
对 武器 Right, weapons?
-你想用武器装备他们吗 -是的 -You wanna weaponize them? -Yup.
只有武器 备用物品 Weapons only. Standby.
很好 Nice.
停下来 Stop.
什么…我不知道是什么 有点… Something... I don't know what it is. It's something...
只是…你知道吗 Just... you know what?
双倍的伤害 然后再运行一次 Double the damage. And then run it again.
你要我把它加倍吗 You want me to double it up?
-是的 -好吧 盖住你的耳朵 -Yeah. -Alright. Cover your ears.
很好 很好 Good. That's good.
-我们准时了 -哦 是的 -We're on schedule? -Oh, yeah.
上传软件黑客到伊迪丝网络 Uploading software hack to EDITH network,
无人机将能够创造一个足以覆盖整个城市的活动 where drones will be able to create an event big enough to cover an entire city.
对 干得好 确保每架无人机都是热武器 我们需要最大的伤害 Right, well done. Make sure every drone is weapons hot. We need maximum damage.
会造成很多伤亡 That's gonna cause a lot of casualties.
哦 是的 伤亡越多 覆盖面就越广 Oh, yeah. More casualties, more coverage.
我得切断静电 伦敦是一个美丽的 I gotta cut through the static. London is a beautiful
城市和它将遭受痛苦 但他们可以重建 city and it will suffer but they can rebuild.
如果我要成为下一个钢铁侠 我需要 If I'm gonna be the next Iron Man, I need to
从复仇者级别的威胁中拯救世界 save the world from an Avengers-level threat.
但是 当新的救世主降临时 所有的伤亡都将被遗忘 But, when its new saviour descends, all those casualties will be forgotten.
珍妮丝 你将带着快速换甲就位 为了胜利 Janice, you'll be in position with a quick change armor. For the victory lap.
-当然 你想试试……-不 不 那是… -Of course. Do you want to try... -No, no. That's...
我的手怎么了 为什么会这样 What's going on with my hand? Why is that happening?
哦 从广场回来的一台无人机 Oh, one of the drones that came back from the
里少了一个投影仪 plaza was missing a projector. It's fine.
等等 你……你现在告诉我这个 Wait, and you're... You're telling me this, now?
一架无人机 我保证这个形象会很完美 It's one drone. The image will be perfect, I promise.
那个投影仪就是证据 它会告诉你 That projector is evidence. It's going to tell
人们 我们在做什么 我们在做什么 people what we're doing and how we're doing it.
我想愚弄70亿人 包括尼克·弗瑞 I am trying, to fool seven billion people here, including Nick Fury,
他恰好是这个星球上最偏执和最危险的人 who happens to be the most paranoid and most dangerous person on the planet.
如果他在我杀他之前抓到我 他就会朝我的头上开一枪 And if he catches on before I've killed him, then he will put a bullet in my head.
没有人想要子弹射进他们的头 对吗 And nobody wants a bullet in their head. Right?
对吗 Right?
威廉 你能看看我吗 William, can you look at me?
拉起伊迪丝 Pull up EDITH.
-你好 昆廷 -是的 嗨 亲爱的 -Hello, Quentin. -Yeah. Hi, honey.
我需要这个设备的5级搜索完整资源协议 I need a level 5 search full resource protocol for this device.
放大… Magnifying...
在那里 搜索所有进出那座大楼的东西 There. Search everything going in and out of that building.
位于 Located.
倒霉 Shit.
你知道吗 威廉 有一天 因为这个我不得不杀了彼得·帕克…… You know William, one day, after I've had to kill Peter Parker because of this...
我希望你记得 他的血在你手上 I hope you remember, that his blood, is on your hands!
我简直不敢相信我把那些眼镜给了贝克 我是说 我怎么能这么笨 I can't believe I gave Beck those glasses. I mean, how can I be so stupid?
他现在可能在监视我 或者派一架无人机来杀我 He's probably spying on me right now or sending a drone to come and kill me.
你能接触到杀手无人机吗 You had access to killer drones?
是的 我不是真的想要它们 特别是在我差点杀了布拉德之后 Yeah, I didn't really want them especially after I almost killed Brad.
-你差点杀了布拉德 -看… -You almost killed Brad? -Look...
我得打电话给弗瑞先生 告诉他贝克是个骗子 但是…… I have to call Mr. Fury and tell him that Beck's a fraud, but...
-我想他窃听了我的电话号码 -好吧 那你打算怎么办 -I think he tapped my phone number. -Okay, so what are you gonna do?
我需要我的西装 我必须去柏林 I need my suit, and I have to go to Berlin,
和弗瑞先生当面交谈 and talk to Mr. Fury in person.
哦 内德 很完美 Oh, Ned. Perfect.
这套服装很好看 用于… The costume looks great! For...
参加化装舞会 就在王子的城堡里 For the costume party, at the princess castle...
她知道 我告诉她了 She knows. I told her.
他没有告诉我 我明白了 He didn't tell me. I figured it out.
哦 Oh.
-很酷 -就像 很久以前 -That's cool. -Like, a long time ago.
听着 神秘客是个骗局 Look, Mysterio was a fraud.
但他救了我和贝蒂的命… But he saved me and Betty's lives...
不 他一直在用幻象技术伪装整个事情 No, he's been faking the whole thing with illusion tech.
是的 他用的是全息放映机 Yeah, he's using these, like, hologram projectors.
哇哦 那是 疯子 Whoa. That's... crazy.
是啊 Yeah...
所以 你们是在一起工作 还是什么 So, you guys were like, working the case together, or what?
主要是我 It's been mostly me.
听着 内德 我需要你打电话给梅 让她打电话给哈林顿先生 Look, Ned, I need you to call May, get her to call Mr. Harrington,
说她想让我和家人待在柏林直到这一切结束 可以 say that she wanted me to stay with family in Berlin until this all blows over. Okay?
知道了 容易的 Got it. Easy.
真的 你们真是太容易撒谎了 Wow. You guys lie with such ease.
得走了 Gotta go.
等等 等等 等等…投影仪 Wait, wait, wait... the projector.
你需要这个 You're gonna need this.
别告诉任何人这件事 好吗 任何知道有危险的人 Don't tell anyone about this, okay? Anyone who knows is in danger.
所以 你也知道 So, you know, too.
很酷 嗯……我是说 我先知道 It's cool. Um...I mean, I've known first and
我知道的时间更长 但这不是一场比赛 I've known longer, but it's not a competition.
-对不起 你知道在哪…-夜猴侠 -Excuse me, do you know where... -Night-Monkey!
不 等等 我没有……哦 伙计 No, wait, I didn't... Oh, man.
上车 Get in.
-弗瑞先生……-你有很多解释要做 -Mr. Fury... -You've got a lot of explaining to do.
-不 不 不 听着…-等到我们安全了 -No, no, no. Listen... -Wait until we're secure.
可以 Okay.
正确的 Right.
所以… So...
关于你女朋友你有什么要告诉我们的吗 Is there anything you want to tell us about your girlfriend?
他说的是伊迪丝 He's talking about EDITH.
听着 我知道我犯了一个错误 我很抱歉 但他不是你认为的那个人 Look, I know I made a mistake, and I'm sorry but he is not who you think he is.
贝克是个骗子 神秘客 元素 都是假的 Beck is a liar. Mysterio, the Elementals, it's all fake.
他有某种错觉技术 他就是这样 He has some sort of illusion tech, and that's how he
骗了你们 他骗我给了他伊迪丝 tricked you guys and he tricked me into giving him EDITH.
这是一个投影仪 It's a projector.
我把它从布拉格的火怪身上拔了下来 I pulled it off the fire monster in Prague.
所以我们目睹的所有死亡和毁灭都是由这个创造的 So all that death and destruction we witnessed was created by this?
不 不仅仅是这个 我想他在用无人机 No, not just this. I think he's using drones.
好吧 如果这是真的 那么贝克是非常危险的 我们必须谨慎处理 Well, if this is true then Beck's very dangerous and we need to be smart.
你还告诉了谁 Who else did you tell about this?
帕克 帕克 Parker? Parker!
-怎么了 -是贝克 他在这儿 -What's wrong? -It's Beck. He's here.
什么 What?
希尔 Hill?
不 这只是幻象... No, it's just an ill...
弗瑞 Fury!
哇 彼得 真的 Wow, Peter. Wow.
我以为我们很亲近 I thought we were close.
弗瑞总是要死的 但不是你 Fury always had to die. But not you.
别躲了 贝克 Stop hiding, Beck!
我试着帮你走开 现在你让我这么做 I tried to help you walk away. Now you're making me do this.
你告诉我 你只是个孩子 You told me, you were just a kid.
你告诉我 你想追那个女孩 You told me, you wanted to run after that girl.
-救救我 -MJ -Help me! -MJ!
彼得 发生什么事 Peter? What's going on?
-我知道这不是真的 -不过 你呢 -I know this isn't real. -Do you, though?
MJ MJ!
我觉得你不知道什么是真的 彼得 I don't think you know what's real, Peter.
你需要醒来 You need to wake up!
我是说 看看你自己 I mean, look at yourself.
你 只不过是一个穿着运动衣的胆小鬼 You, are just a scared little kid in a sweatsuit!
我创造了神秘客 是可以让整个世界相信的英雄 I created Mysterio to give the world someone to believe in.
我控制着真相 神秘客是真理 I control the truth! Mysterio is the truth.
如果你够好的话 也许托尼还活着 If you were good enough, maybe Tony would still be alive.
在内心深处 你知道我是对的 Deep down, you know I'm right.
你做出了选择 You made your choice.
你所要做的就是让开 All you had to do was step aside.
现在 你只能 And now, you ha --
弗瑞 Fury!
贝克的人…我们正在寻找所有能揭露他的人 Beck's people... We're trying to find everyone who could expose him.
你告诉谁了 我知道你告诉别人了 Who'd you tell? I know you told someone.
-所以 告诉我…-好吧… -So, just tell me... -Okay...
你告诉谁了 你还告诉谁了 Who did you tell? Who else did you tell?
只是我班的内德和MJ 也许内德告诉了他的女朋友贝蒂 但就是这样 Just Ned and MJ from my class, and maybe Ned told his girlfriend Betty, but that's it.
什么 What?
-你…太蠢了 -什么 -You... are so dumb. -What?
我是说 你很聪明 只是一个… I mean, you're smart as a whip. Just a...
……蠢材 ... sucker.
现在你所有的朋友都要死了 Now all your friends have to die.
当人们已经在愚弄自己时 很容易愚弄他们 It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves.
但值得一提的是 彼得… But for what it's worth, Peter...
我真的很抱歉 I really am sorry.
-伊迪丝 -是的 昆汀 -EDITH? -Yes, Quentin?
访问彼得·帕克的班级旅行文件 Access files to Peter Parker's class trip.
我需要他们从伦敦飞回家 I need them to fly home from London.
你好 Hi!
我在哪里 Where am I?
市政控股设施 Municipal holding facility.
他们说他们在火车站发现你不省人事 非常危险 They said they found you unconscious at the train yard. Very dangerous.
我们把衬衫给你是因为你看起来有点冷 We gave you the shirt because you seemed a bit cold.
谢谢 Thanks.
你们很好 You guys are nice.
你英语说得很好 You speak really good English.
欢迎来到荷兰 Welcome to the Netherlands.
-我现在在荷兰 -是的 -I'm in the Netherlands right now? -Yup.
警卫 Guard?
警卫正在休息 可能在和他妻子说话 The guard's on a break. Probably talking to his wife.
-是的 她怀孕了 -哦 是吗 -Yeah. She's pregnant. -Oh, yeah?
（荷兰语）真好
（荷兰语）已经14周了
（荷兰语）你疯了吗
是啊 Yeah.
夜猴侠 是啊 Night-Monkey. Yeah.
你们还好吧 You guys okay?
对不起 先生 我可以借用你的电话吗 Excuse me, sir? Can I borrow your phone?
（荷兰语）当然可以
这里每个人都很好 Everyone's so nice here.
可以 Okay...
快接 快接 快接 嘿 嘿 Pick up, pick up pick up... Hey. Hey! Uh...
我闯祸了 你能来接我吗 I messed up. I need a... I need a ride.
我在哪里？ 先生 请问这里是哪儿？ Where am I? Uh... where am I, sir?
这里是布克欧普朗格戴克 It's Broek op Langedijk.
等等 你能在里面说吗 Hang on, could you say that into there?
嗨 是…… Hi, it's...
（荷兰 布克欧普朗格戴克）
没问题 No problem.
谢谢 Thanks.
你明白了吗 Did you get that?
彼得 你没事吧 Peter? Are you okay?
-很高兴 是你吗 -是我吗 是的 当然是我 -Happy, is that you? -Is it me? Yeah, of course it's me!
停下来 Stop!
告诉我一些只有你知道的事 Tell me something only you would know.
只有我知道… Only I would know...
还记得我们去德国的时候吗 你在你的房间里每看一段视频就要付费吗 Remember when we went to Germany? You pay-per-viewed a video in your room?
他们没有列出书名 但我可以从价格上看出来 They didn't list the titles, but I could tell by the price,
在前台拍的是一部成人电影 你不知道我是怎么知道的 it was an adult film at the front desk and you didn't know how I knew?
可以 好的 好的 是你 是你 停下 Okay! Okay, fine. It's you. It's you, stop.
很高兴见到你 It's so good to see you.
彼得 你得告诉我这到底是怎么回事 Peter, you've got to tell me what the hell is going on here.
可以 别动 我们开始吧 Okay. Hold still. Here we go.
哎哟 Ouch.
我以为你有超能力 I thought you had super-strength?
还是很疼 It still hurts.
好吧 放松 All right, relax.
再多一点……我们开始了 Just a few more... There we go.
-哦 天哪 -放松 -Oh, my God! -Relax!
别告诉我放松 哈皮 我把事情搞砸了怎么能放松呢 Don't tell me to relax, Happy. How can I relax when I messed up so bad?
我信任贝克 对吗 I trusted Beck. Right?
我以为他是我的朋友 所以我给了他斯塔克先生留给我的唯一东西 I thought he was my friend, so I gave him the only thing Mr. Stark left behind for me
现在他要杀了我的朋友和半个欧洲国家 所以求你了 and now he's gonna kill my friends and half of Europe, so please,
别叫我放松 do not tell me to relax.
对不起 很高兴 我很抱歉 我不应该大喊大叫 I'm sorry, Happy. I'm sorry. I shouldn't shout.
我真的很想他 I just really miss him.
是的 我也很想他 Yeah, I miss him, too.
无论我走到哪里… Everywhere I go...
我看到他的脸 而且… I see his face. And...
全世界都在问下一个钢铁侠是谁 the whole world is asking who is gonna be the next Iron Man?
我不知道会不会是我 哈皮 我不是钢铁侠 I don't know if that's me, Happy. I'm not Iron Man.
我不是钢铁侠 You're not Iron Man.
你永远都不会是钢铁侠 You're never gonna be Iron Man.
没有人能辜负托尼 Nobody could live up to Tony.
连托尼都没有 Not even Tony.
托尼是我最好的朋友 他千疮百孔 Tony was my best friend. And he was a mess.
他后悔自己做的每个决定 日子过得一塌糊涂 He second-guessed everything he did. He was all over the place.
唯一一个他不曾后悔的决定就是选了你 The one thing that he did that he didn't second-guess was picking you.
我不认为托尼会做他做的事… I don't think Tony would've done what he did...
如果他不知道他走后你会在这里 if he didn't know that you were gonna be here after he was gone.
你的朋友有麻烦了 你一个人 技术不见了 Your friends are in trouble. You're all alone. The tech is missing.
你打算怎么办 What are you gonna do about it?
我要踢他的屁股 I'm gonna kick his ass.
不 我是说 现在 具体来说 我们要做什么 No, I mean, right now. Specifically, what are we gonna do?
因为我们在郁金香地上徘徊了15分钟 Because we've been hovering over a tulip field for the last fifteen minutes.
正确的 我不能打电话给我的朋友 因为他在追踪他们的电话… Right. I can't call my friends because he's tracking their phones...
-把你的电话给我 -我的手机 -Give me your phone? -My cell phone?
-是的 -好的 在这里 -Yeah. -Okay. Here.
-你的密码是什么 - 密码 -What's your password? -"password".
不 你的密码是什么 No, what is your password?
密码 这个词 拼一下 密码 Password. The word. Spell that. Password.
你是安全主管 密码是密码 You're the head of security and your password is password?
我也觉得不舒服 I don't feel good about it either.
喂 伙计 给你倒杯茶 我在伦敦 'Ello, guv'nor! Cup o' tea for you? I'mma be in London.
-他们在伦敦 -伦敦 可以 -They're in London. -London? Okay.
-是的 我需要一套西装 -西装 -Yeah, I need a suit! -Suit?
可以 嗯 Okay... um...
把蜘蛛侠身上所有的东西都拿出来 Bring up everything you have on Spider-Man.
好 打开文件 下一个 下一个 下一个 Yeah, open that. Okay. No, no, no.
-什么 -没什么 -What? -Nothing.
你负责这套衣服 我来照看音乐 You take care of the suit. I'll take care of the music.
我超爱“齐柏林飞艇” Oh! I love Led Zeppelin!
好吧 你能把我的网络枪手拉上来吗 Okay, can you pull up my web shooters?
隔离电击网 重新配置并将电压提升至 Isolate the taser webs and reconfigure and boost the voltage to a
系数为25% 完全手动控制爆炸 factor of 25%, and with complete manual control over detonation.
我以为克莱有卧铺房是绝密信息 I thought Kree having sleeper cells was top-secret information?
尼克 卫星正在接收电磁脉冲 Nick... satellites are picking up an E.M. pulse.
我以为结束了 I thought that was over.
-这是迄今为止最大的一次 -哪里 -It's the biggest one yet. -Where?
伦敦 London.
好的 伙计们 公司安排了一次城市旅游 然后我们就去吃点东西 Okay guys. The company set up a city tour, and then we'll grab a bite,
然后去机场 then head to the airport.
没有人会承认这有多疯狂吗 Is no one else gonna acknowledge how crazy this is?
我明白了 这次科学考察根本没有科学依据 I get it. There's been nothing scientific about this science tour at all.
不 不 不 我在说彼得 No, no, no. I'm talking about Peter.
这里没有人注意到他有多阴险吗 Has no one else here noticed how shady he is?
因为我看见他和一个穿着内衣的女人在餐厅的浴室里 Because I saw him in the bathroom of a reststop with some woman in his underwear,
他总是偷偷溜走 就像回到歌剧院 嗯 and he's always sneaking away. Like back at the opera? Huh?
现在怎么了 他突然离开了旅行 和他的家人在柏林 And now what, he's suddenly off the trip? With his family in Berlin?
这里没有其他人对真相感兴趣吗 Is no one else here interested in the truth?
客观真理的概念正逐渐淡出世界 "The very concept of objective truth is fading out of the world."
乔治·奥威尔 谢谢你 MJ George Orwell. Thank you, MJ.
是的 嗯 我是说 既然彼得不是真的来这里说实话的 Yeah, well. I mean, since Peter's not really here to tell his truth,
你呢 布拉德 你为什么觉得很酷 what about you, Brad? Why do you think it's cool
给浴室里的人拍照 to take pictures of people in the bathroom?
是的 伙计 那是怎么回事 Yeah, dude. What's that about?
不 不 不是那样的 是… No, no. It wasn't like that. It was...
我想… I was trying to take...
让我们把所有的疯狂抛在脑后 享受一个美好 平静的下午 Let's just put all this craziness behind us, and have a nice, peaceful afternoon.
听起来不错 哈林顿先生 学生们说 "Sounds great, Mr. Harrington!", said the class.
可以 Okay.
作为良师益友劝你两句 I'm gonna be a cool teacher right now...
你不能再这么干了 好吗 很变态 You've got to stop doing that, okay? It is weird.
别在厕所偷拍了 要么上小号 要么上大号 好吗 No more photos in the bathroom. Urinal or stalls. Okay?
-看看这个 -哈林顿先生 来吧 -Look at this! -Mr. Harrington. Come on.
-我们有一辆公车 -很高兴见到你们大家 来吧 -We got a bus all to ourselves! -Nice to see you all. Come on.
谢谢您 Thank you.
好吧 All right!
孩子们入套了 I have the kids.
我尽快赶到这里 我绕着全城巡视了一遍 I got here as fast as I could. I did a full perimeter sweep.
没有发现 Nothing.
该死的 Damn it.
脉搏在跳动 Pulse is spiking.
-我再看看 -你一看到什么就报告 -I'll take another look. -Soon as you see something, report.
你就是我们的全部 贝克 You're all we got, Beck.
这就是我害怕的 愿上帝帮助我们 弗瑞 This is what I fear. May God help us, Fury.
上帝保佑我们 God help us all.
好了 伙计们 没有复仇者来了 我们很高兴去 Okay people, no Avengers coming. We're good to go.
-威廉 发射无人机 -收到了 兄弟 -William, launch the drones. -Copy that, brother.
无人机正在进入大气层 全副武装 Drones are entering the atmosphere, weapons hot.
-很好 珍妮丝 -我还在开斗篷呢 -Excellent. Janice? -I'm still working on the cape.
你得在几个小时内把那些皱纹弄掉 我 You got to get those wrinkes out in a few hours. I
可能是和女王握手 could literally be shaking hands with the Queen.
-古特曼 -几乎就位 -Guterman? -Almost in position.
可以 去吧 维多利亚 Okay. Hit it, Victoria.
增加脉搏 Increasing pulse.
不管这是什么 它比以前的大一百倍 Whatever this thing is, it's a hundred times bigger than the previous ones.
-伊迪丝 -是的 昆汀 -EDITH? -Yes, Quentin?
给我看看我的零头 Show me my loose ends.
一旦演出开始 就按我的命令执行杀戮命令 Once the show's going, execute a kill order on my command.
-复制 -好吧 开始表演 -Copy. -Alright. Start the show.
让我们拯救世界 人民 Let's save the world, people.
我不喜欢这个 肯定有什么事 I don't like this. Something's definitely up.
你现在是联邦调查局的 You're an F.O.S. now.
蜘蛛侠的朋友 你必须记住 保持冷静 Friend of Spider-Man. And you have to remember, just stay calm.
看起来不太好 That doesn't look good.
但它是假的 所以没什么好担心的 But it's fake, so there's nothing to worry about.
孩子们在杀戮区 The kids are in the kill zone.
干得好 古特曼 Great work, Guterman.
-什么 -在这里哈皮 这里是快乐的霍根 -What? -Happy here. Happy Hogan here.
我知道 你想要什么 I know. What do you want?
哦 太好了 斯塔克先生正在检查他的物品 Oh, great. Mr. Stark was going through his belongings,
显然他欠你一个冲浪板 apparently he owes a surfboard that you left behind.
-什么 -那边的人说 -What? -People over there said
他们不认为尼克·弗瑞是冲浪运动员 they didn't think that Nick Fury's a surfer.
那家伙说 外表是骗人的 The guy says, appearances can be deceiving.
它不是我的 别再打这个电话了 It's not mine. And don't ever call this number again.
好的 弗瑞号收到了密码信息 Okay, Fury's got the coded message.
-你的朋友在塔桥 -好的 -Your friends are at the Tower Bridge. -Okay.
那个男孩叫它伦敦桥 但我想出来了 The boy called it the London Bridge but I figured it out.
我去把它们捞起来 可以 I'm gonna go scoop them up. Okay?
-是的 -我们很接近 -Yeah. -We're close.
-我们很接近 -西服怎么样了 -We're close. -How's the suit coming?
-快完成了 -很好 -Almost done. -Good.
等待 在你走之前… Wait... Before you go...
如果我出了什么事 你能把这个给MJ吗 If something happens to me, could you please give this to MJ?
你会回来的 你自己给她 可以 你明白了 You're gonna make it back. You'll give it to her yourself. Okay? You got this.
-我知道了 -现在带我走过去 -I got this. -Now walk me through it.
我知道这是幻影技术 对吧 I know it's illusion tech, right?
我要做的就是进入幻象的内部 然后我可以接受它 All I have to do is get on the inside of the illusion, then I can take it
向下 找到他 他只是个男人 所以我可以带伊迪丝回来 down. Find him, and he's just a guy, so I can take EDITH right back.
正确的 但上次你被火车撞了 Right. But last time, you got hit by a train.
是的 但是 这次…… True. But, this time...
我怎么解释这个…呃… How do I explain this... uhh...
-我有第六感吗 -彼得·丁格尔 -I have like a sixth sense? -The Peter-tingle.
你就是这么说的 对吧 不过 它不起作用 That's what you're talking about, right? It's not working, though.
我听说现在不行 它是 I heard it wasn't working right now. Is it?
它起作用了 嗯 我不…我不知道它是否有效… It is working. Well, I don't... I don't know if it's working...
可以 所以你的彼得·丁格尔 这就是计划 Okay. So your Peter-tingle. That's the plan.
我去找你的朋友 你把彼得·丁格尔弄回来了 I'm gonna go get your friends. You get that Peter-tingle back online.
我知道了 我知道了 I got this. I got this.
-提示闪电…-闪着闪电 -Cue the lightning... -Cuing lightning.
先生 上面还是安全的 还是我们都… Sir, is it still safe on the top or should we all...
不 不是…好吧 No it's not... All right.
公共汽车司机为什么停车 Why did the bus driver stop?
-公共汽车司机走了 -什么 -The bus driver's gone. -What?
没关系 戴尔先生和我控制着它 It's okay. Mr. Dell and I have it under control.
-不 不 不 别把我拖进这个 -我在尽力 朱利叶斯 -No, no, no. Don't drag me into this one. -I'm doing my best, Julius!
女巫回来了 The witches are back!
哦 我的上帝 下车 Oh my God! Get off the bus!
我抓住你了 跟我来 孩子们 I got you. Follow me, kids!
现在这是复仇者级别的威胁 Now that is an Avengers-level threat.
-这边 -这边 -This way! -This way!
-好的 可以 -闪光 -Okay! Okay! -Flash!
这边走 孩子们 跟着我 This way, kids! Follow me!
-不是真的 不是真的 -我觉得那个很真实 -It's not real, it's not real! -That one looks pretty real to me!
大地 风 火 水……哦 不 他们加入了力量突击队 Earth, wind, fire, water... Oh, no. They've joined forces like Power Rangers!
-你在想伏特龙 -谁 -You're thinking of Voltron. -Who?
伏特龙 你在想伏特龙 Voltron! You're thinking of Voltron!
嘿 看 是神秘客 他会救我们的 Hey, look. It's Mysterio! He's gonna save us.
-等等 神秘客知道我们知道 -那我们就有危险了 -Wait, Mysterio knows we know. -Then we're in danger.
他们也是 我们该走了 So are they. We should go.
杀了那个女巫 Kill that witch!
这是给我家人的 This is for my family!
你应该找个安全的地方 弗瑞的 我看这个结局不太好 You should get somewhere safe, Fury. I don't see this ending well.
谢谢你的关心 但我从不放过我的手下 I appreciate your concern. But I never leave my men behind.
好吧 通讯检查 All right. Comms check.
听到了吗 孩子 You hear me, kid?
是的 我可以 外面有点吵 Yeah I can. It's just a little loud out here.
-我喜欢这套新衣服 -谢谢 -I like the new suit. -Thanks.
哇……彼得 你确定那不是真的吗 Whoa... Peter, you sure that's not real?
是的 比我想象的要大一百倍 Yeah, it's just a hundred times bigger than I expected.
-还是那出戏 -啊哈 -Still the play? -Uh-huh.
我们得爬得足够高 这样就看不到我来了 We need to get high enough so that it doesn't see me coming.
复制 保持粘性 Copy. Stay sticky.
-嘿 哈皮 -是的 什么事 孩子 -Hey, Happy. -Yeah, kid? What is it?
我们得好好谈谈你跟我伯母的事…… We need to have a serious conversation about you and my aunt....
贝克 报告 Beck, report!
嘿 古特曼 我需要一个快速而果断的回应… Hey, Guterman. I need a response, something quick and decisive...
都是元素 他们在某种程度上融合了… It's all the Elementals. They somehow merged into something...
……还有别的 更强大的东西 ... something else. Something more powerful.
它从地核吸收能量 It's drawing energy from the Earth's core.
看 这是胡说八道 See, now that's some bullshit.
是… Is that...?
做好一切准备 Be ready for anything.
是啊 Yeah.
哦 这不是真的 不是真的 不是真的 Ohh, it's not real, it's not real, it's not real!
哇……太棒了 Whoa... That's awesome.
威廉 我有无人驾驶飞机突破队形 William, I've got drones breaking formation.
也许他们撞了一群鸟之类的 你没事 Maybe they hit a flock of birds or something. You're fine.
好吧 我想看看那里发生了什么 我要手动控制 Well, I wanna see what's happening there. I'm taking manual control.
你看到什么了吗 Do you see anything?
是啊 Yeah.
我要杀了他 And I'm gonna kill him.
我希望这能奏效 I hope this works!
你瞄准了吗 You got me?
我明白了 I gotcha.
头儿 幻象正在消失 Boss, the illusion is coming apart.
演出结束了 贝克 The show's over.Beck.
-伊迪丝 给我一些保护 -复制 -EDITH, give me some protection. -Copy.
杀了它 把幻觉消灭掉 杀了它 Kill it. Just kill the illusion. Kill it.
不 我不会杀了它 他们会见到你的 No. I'm not gonna kill it. They'll see you.
他们会看到我想让他们看到的 They'll see what I want them to see!
-你还需要斗篷吗 -是的 贾妮丝 -Do you still need the cape? -Yes, Janice.
我还需要斗篷 I still need the cape.
完成 Done.
威廉 现在把我的幻影服给我 Now, William, render my illusion suit.
好吧 等等 Alright, hang on.
怪物里满是无人机 太疯狂了 The monster was full of drones! It's crazy!
你来了 There you are.
稳住 Easy...
这又是谁 Who the hell is that?
-内德 -哈皮 -Ned! -Happy!
我要带你们离开这里 上飞机 I gotta get you guys outta here! Get on the jet!
-你是谁 -我和蜘蛛侠一起工作 好吗 -Who are you? -I work with Spider-Man, okay?
-你得上飞机 -你为蜘蛛侠工作 -You gotta get on that jet. -You work for Spider-Man?
我和蜘蛛侠合作 不是为蜘蛛侠 I work with Spider-Man, not for Spider-Man!
新计划 进入塔楼 New plan. Into the tower!
-很高兴 你没事吧 -是的 我们没事 尽力而为 -Happy, are you okay? -Yeah, we're okay. Just do your best.
-伊迪丝 目标蜘蛛侠 -复制 -EDITH, target Spider-Man. -Copy.
我自己去杀孩子 I'll just kill the kids myself.
你来了 There you are.
进入皇冠珠宝金库 走 走 走 Into the crown jewels vault! Go, go, go!
去金库 墙有八英尺厚 Go into the vault. The walls are eight feet thick.
-去金库 -什么 -Go into the vault! -What?
进入金库 走 Into the vault! Go!
掩护 Take cover!
我懂你 I see you.
走 Go!
帽子是怎么做到的 How does Cap do that?
哈皮 请说点什么 告诉我你还活着 Happy? Say something, please. Just let me know you're alive.
-我在这里 我在这里 -哦 哈皮 感谢上帝 -I'm here! I'm here. -Oh, Happy! Thank God.
我给我们争取了一些时间 I bought us some time.
但不多 But not much.
我靠近不了贝克 无人机数量太多 I'm trying to get to Beck but I can't shake these drones.
增加音速攻击无人机 给我干掉他 Increase the sonic attack drone and kill him.
明白了 Gotcha.
起来 Goin' up!
最后 Finally.
嘿 威廉 我们怎么样 Hey, William? How are we doing?
幻象就快恢复了 Illusion almost back up.
不知道你准备怎么扭转乾坤 I don't know how you're gonna spin this.
真是祸不单行 Great. No webs.
我们会死吗 Are we gonna die?
有我在没人会死 Nobody dies on my watch.
我这辈子光玩游戏 啥也没干就要死了 I wasted my life playing video games and we're gonna die!
我有张假证件 还一次都没用过 I have a fake ID. And I've never even used it.
我每天发布无聊视频就希望别人喜欢我 I post stupid videos daily for people to like me!
嘿 要不是这些无聊视频 蜘蛛侠不可能找到你们 Hey! If it wasn't for those stupid videos, Spider-Man would have never found you.
蜘蛛侠跟着我 Spider-Man follows me?
我救了我们 伙计们 I saved us, guys!
如果你救了我们 那我们为什么要死 If you saved us, then why are we about to die?
-停下来 -对不起 可以 -Stop it! -I'm sorry! Okay?
我只是…我沉迷于说真话 即使它伤害了别人的感情 I just... I'm obsessed with telling the truth even if it hurts other people's feelings.
我爱上了蜘蛛侠的姑妈 I'm in love with Spider-Man's aunt.
我们在分享 对吧 We're sharing, right?
高爆炸性 完美 High explosive, perfect.
你的谎言结束了 贝克 Your lies are over, Beck.
这当然不理想 但我也留了后手 伊迪丝 This certainly isn't ideal, but... I have contingencies. EDITH?
把眼镜给我 Just give me the glasses.
你想要这些吗 You want these?
过来拿 Come and get them.
来吧 彼得·丁格尔 Come on, Peter-tingle.
为什么这些无人机不开火 Why aren't these drones firing?
你在攻击区 被击中的机会… You're in the strike zone. The chance of getting hit...
不 现在开火 No, fire all the drones now!
贝克 Beck!
贝克…… Beck...
你骗了我 You lied to me.
-我信任你 -我知道 -I trusted you. -I know.
这是最…令人失望的部分 That's the most... disappointing part.
彼得 你是个好人 You're a good person, Peter.
这样的弱点… Such a weakness...
斯塔克是对的 Stark was right.
这是你应得的 You do deserve that.
你不能再骗我了 You can't trick me anymore.
伊迪丝 关掉无人机 EDITH, turn off the drones!
准备进行视网膜及生物特征扫描 扫描完毕 Prepare for retinal and biometric scans
你希望我对所有无人机执行撤销协议吗 Shall I execute all cancellation protocols?
执行 一个都不留 Do it. Execute them all.
已确认 Confirmed.
把矛给我 Give me the spear.
那是一把戟 That's a halberd.
欢迎回来 彼得 Welcome back, Peter.
谢谢您 Thank you.
你怎么能做到这些 How could you do all of this?
你会明白的 彼得 You'll see, Peter.
人们往往相信… People tend to believe...
现在… And nowadays...
他们什么都相信 they'll believe anything.
他是… Is he...
这是真的吗 Is this real?
所有的幻想都破灭了 彼得 All illusions are down, Peter.
你要去哪里 Where are you going?
MJ MJ.
-你没事吧 -我没事 你没事吧 -Are you okay? -I'm okay. Are you okay?
-是的 -大家都还好吗 -Yeah. -Is everybody also okay?
大家都没事 Everyone's okay.
怎么搞的 What happened?
是这样的…无人机 他们跟着我们 然后 他们就停了下来 There was this... the drones, and they were following us, and then, they just stopped.
-是你吗 -是的 -Was that you? -Yeah.
你抓到他了吗 Did you get him?
-是的 -嗯 我 嗯… -Yeah. -Well, I, umm...
带来了 brought that.
-以防你需要帮助 -谢谢 -In case you needed some help. -Thanks.
不管怎样 呃… Anyway, uh...
有个汗流浃背的家伙 和我们一起在塔里 There was this sweaty guy, in the tower with us.
我想 他喜欢为你或其他什么工作 I think, he like, works for you or something.
他 嗯… He, um...
他给了我这个 He gave me this.
不 No...
不 No!
哦 MJ 我很抱歉 我本来想了个愚蠢的计划 Oh, MJ, I am so sorry. I had this plan, this stupid plan,
我都写下来了 买好这个 and I wrote it all down, and I was gonna buy you
在巴黎送给你 在顶端… this. I'll give it to you in Paris, at the top...
你吻我了吗 Did you kiss me?
我真的没有太多的运气 当它接近人… I don't really have much luck when it comes to getting close to people...
……所以我撒谎了 ... so I lied.
我总看你不只是因为我认为你是蜘蛛侠 I wasn't just watching you 'cause I thought you were Spider-Man.
太好了 That's great.
黑色大丽花 就像… Black Dahlia. Like...
-谋杀案 是啊 -谋杀案 是啊 -The murder. Yeah. -The murder. Yeah.
对不起 它坏了 I'm sorry it's broken.
实际上我更喜欢它被打破 I actually like it better broken.
我真的很喜欢你 I really like you.
我也很喜欢你 I really like you, too.
可以 我应该 嗯… Okay. I should, umm...
我应该走…可能会回到课堂上 I should walk... probably get back to the class.
我去…… I'll go and....
……是啊 我不知道 ... yeah. I don't know.
以防万一 Just in case.
是啊 不 不 梅 你说得对 他做得很好 他很强壮 Yeah. No, no, May, you're right. He did great. He was strong.
是啊 我也很高兴他留下来 我得走了 Yeah. I'm glad he stayed, too. I gotta go.
哇 我很高兴你还活着 我想密码信息起作用了 Wow, I'm glad you're alive. I guess the coded message worked.
外表是骗人的 "Appearances can be deceiving."
你就差没冲摄像头对我眨眼睛了 I'm surprised you didn't just wink in the camera.
它起作用了 It worked.
只是因为我从一开始就对贝克产生了严重的怀疑 Only because I had serious doubts about Beck from the beginning.
不是真的 他毫无疑问 Not true. He had zero doubts.
帕克在哪儿 Where's Parker?
-他和那个女孩在一起 -我需要和他谈谈 -He's with the girl. -I need to speak with him.
他会给你打电话的 He'll call you.
他会的--- He'll ca ---
好吧 很好 Okay! That's great!
他最好会 不然你给我等着 Well he better. Or it's your ass.
你们可别想拉黑我 And don't even think about ghosting me.
你确定没人知道吗 You sure no one else has figured it out?
是啊 好像没人真正注意你 Yeah. It's not like anybody really pays attention to you.
扎心了 Ouch.
除了我 Except for me.
-哦 谢谢 -别迟到了 -Aww. Thanks. -Don't be late.
我不会的 回头见 I won't. See you later.
-你们真可爱 -谢谢 -You guys are so cute. -Thanks.
我在想也许我们都应该… I was thinking that maybe we should all...
我不知道 比如去参加双人约会之类的 I don't know, like go on a double date or something.
-哦…我们分手了 -哦…我们分手了 -Oh... we broke up. -Oh... we broke up.
不 什么 为什么 No! What... why?
男人和女人分开了 但是他们的旅程 Men and women grow apart. But the journey they
共同分享永远是他们的一部分 shared together will always be a part of them.
-你真聪明 -谢谢 -You are so wise. -Thank you.
你好 杰拉尔德 Hello, Gerald.
我妈妈没来吗 Could Mother not make it?
梅 May!
我向你保证…他在这儿 别给我票 I promise you... He's here! Don't give me a ticket.
很高兴你没事 So glad you're okay!
不 说真的 我很好 我真的…好的 No. For real, I'm good. I'm actually really... fine.
走吧 你的包在哪里 Let's go. Where are your bags?
-哦 对了 他们被炸了 -是的 -Oh, right. They got blown up. -Yeah.
在过去的几年里 我对自己的身份一直很谨慎 I've kept my identity pretty guarded, these past couple of years.
我面临着很多欺骗 我厌倦了谎言 I faced a lot of deception, and I'm tired of the lies.
所以 现在是真相出现的时候了 So, it's time for the truth to be out there.
你在约会吗 Are you dating?
-不是真的 -是的 -Not really. -Yes.
什么 What?
-我…想想……-……夏日狂欢 -I... think... -... summer fling.
是的 它的进化和成长就像… Yes, that evolves and grows like...
我还是不知道它会去哪里 I still don't know where it's going to go.
-……打开你的心扉 -任何地方 -... opens you wherever it might lead. -Anywhere.
和人们分享… And to share with people...
但不管怎样 我们永远是朋友 But we'll always be friends no matter what.
我要走了 因为我有个约会… I'm gonna go, because I've got a date... Uh....
我们都是相互联系的… We all are interconnected...
再见 Bye!
在第41大街 On 41 Street
说“茄子” Say "cheese"
打扰了 Sorry
飞荡时不要发短信 Don't text and swing
准备 三 二 一 Ready Three Two One
我在飞 I'm flying
-嘿 -嘿 -Hey! -Hey!
对不起 我迟到了 Sorry I'm late.
很好 It's fine.
-准备好了吗 -是的 -You ready? -Yeah.
你会喜欢的 You're gonna love this.
可以 可以 可以 Okay! Okay! Okay!
我不会看的 我不会看的 I'm not gonna watch. I'm not gonna watch.
我不看 我不看 我不看 I'm not looking. I'm not looking. I'm not looking!
你现在可以放下我了 你现在可以放下我了 You can put me down now! You can put me down now!
你还好吧 You okay?
是啊 是的 我没事 只是…… Yeah! Yeah, I'm okay. Just....
再也不要这样了 我再也不会这么做了 Never, never doing that again. I'm never doing that again.
可以 好吧 我应该离开这里 Okay. Well, I should probably get out of here.
-注意安全 -回头见 -Be safe. -See you later.
这是个坏消息 This is breaking news.
我们带着上周在伦敦发生的袭击的消息来找你 We come to you now with revelations about last week's attack in London.
一个匿名来源提供了这个视频 它显示 An anonymous source provided this video, it shows
记录了神秘客昆汀·贝克临死前的影像 Quentin Beck, aka, Mysterio, moments before his death.
警告：您可能会发现此视频令人不安 A warning: You may find this video disturbing.
我设法把元素送回了空间裂缝 I managed to send the Elemental back into the dimensional rift
但我不认为我能活着离开这座桥 but I don't think I'm gonna make it off this bridge alive.
蜘蛛侠出于某种原因袭击了我 他有 Spider-Man attacked me for some reason. He has
一支武装无人机大军 斯塔克技术 an army of weaponized drones, Stark technology.
他说他是唯一一个会成为新钢铁侠的人 没有其他人 He's saying he's the only one who's gonna be the new Iron Man, no one else.
你确定要启动无人机吗 Are you sure you want to commence the drone
攻击 会有大量的偶然事件 attack? There will be significant casualities.
去做吧 全部执行 Do it. Execute them all.
今天早些时候在颇具争议的新闻网站 This shocking video was released earlier today on
《号角日报》上放出了这段惊人录像 the controversial news website 'thedailybugle.net.'
伙计们 这就是蜘蛛侠的确凿证据 There you have it folks: conclusive proof that Spider-Man
对神秘客主义的残忍谋杀负责 was responsible for the brutal murder of Mysterio!
一个为保护我们的星球而献出生命的内次元战士 以及 An interdimensional warrior who gave his life to protect our planet, and who
毫无疑问 会成为历史上最伟大的超级英雄 will no doubt, go down in history as the greatest superhero of all time!
但不是所有的人 这是真正的大片 But that's not all folks, here's the real blockbuster.
振作起来 你可能想坐下 Brace yourselves, you might wanna sit down.
蜘蛛侠的真名 蜘蛛侠的真名叫 Spider-Man's real... Spider-Man's real name is ---
彼得·帕克 Peter Parker!
这他... What the fu
索伦：你得告诉他 SOREN: You gotta tell him.
塔洛斯：很好 小男孩处理了它 TALOS: It was fine. The little boy handled it.
-我们帮了忙 -塔洛斯 -We helped. -Talos!
拜托 我怎么知道整件事都是假的 Come on, how was I supposed to know that the whole thing was fake?
我的意思是这一切都非常 非常有说服力 你知道 I mean that was all very, very convincing, you know.
表演 幻想 那身服装 里面的工艺 The performances, the illusion. That costume, the craftsmanship in there.
我的意思是 这只是一个变形器的防腐处理 I mean, this is just embarassing for a shape-shifter.
好的 Fine!
嘿 在那儿 我希望你的任务进展顺利 Hey there. I hope your mission is going well.
大约一周前 我们把眼镜给了帕克 就像你说的 而且… We gave the glasses to Parker, about a week ago. Like you said, and...
很感人 你知道吗 It was very touching, you know?
真的 真的很感人 Really, really quite touching.
塔洛斯 Talos.
而且… And...
不久之后… Shortly after that...
一切都偏离轨道了 所以我们需要你回来 Everything kind of went off the rails, and so we need you to come back.
因为每个人都问我复仇者在哪里 'Cause everyone kept asking me where the Avengers
是的 我不知道该怎么说 are, and I don't know what to say to that.
所以你很幸运如果钢铁侠… So youre lucky if Iron Man...
所有人都回去工作了 Everybody back to work!
谁拿了我的鞋 Who's got my shoes?